Have multi packs of Mars Bars or Snickers handy for Special Treats, Prizes & Bribes, when you get the odd Fork Truck Driver who’s willing to help you out by tipping you a day early.
Doesn’t happen very often, but when it does I’m Happy.
My special weapon is ice cold cans of diet coke.
Silver_Surfer:
My special weapon is ice cold cans of diet coke.
I hav’nt got a Fridge [CRYING FACE]
You speak as though they are dogs…
“Tip me! Tip me! Good boy…”
Some forkeys are persuaded with a fiver… from the expense account of course
DJC:
You speak as though they are dogs…“Tip me! Tip me! Good boy…”
Lol, I’ve called a few of 'em Dogs & other names (under my breath, of course, or at least waited until they’ve tipped me & handed me back my notes )
trubster:
Some forkeys are persuaded with a fiver… from the expense account of course
That’s why I have Mars Bars & Snickers in my Expense Account. They only cost about 30p each (multi packs) & you should have seen the smile on the Forkies Face today after he Whipped 2 pallets off me & was rewarded with a Mars Bar.
Haha very good, although don’t get too carried away or they will start refusing to tip you until they get a Mars bar
martinviking:
trubster:
Some forkeys are persuaded with a fiver… from the expense account of courseThat’s why I have Mars Bars & Snickers in my Expense Account. They only cost about 30p each (multi packs) & you should have seen the smile on the Forkies Face today after he Whipped 2 pallets off me & was rewarded with a Mars Bar.
Better watch it viking,you will be getting a name for yourself handing sweetys out in return for favours
seth 70:
martinviking:
trubster:
Some forkeys are persuaded with a fiver… from the expense account of courseThat’s why I have Mars Bars & Snickers in my Expense Account. They only cost about 30p each (multi packs) & you should have seen the smile on the Forkies Face today after he Whipped 2 pallets off me & was rewarded with a Mars Bar.
Better watch it viking,you will be getting a name for yourself handing sweetys out in return for favours
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Lol.
allways let a tunnocks driver jump the queue,they usually have some wafers to say thanks,or they did have about 15yrs ago last time i was given some,its probably been stopped by some dickweed who says you cant give or receive gifts
Silver_Surfer:
My special weapon is ice cold cans of diet coke.
I reckon they’ll tip me first and my choice of Magnum or Solero will trump your can of coke.
Edit - actually just fancied a Magnum and found I’ve ate them all.
seth 70:
allways let a tunnocks driver jump the queue,they usually have some wafers to say thanks,or they did have about 15yrs ago last time i was given some,its probably been stopped by some dickweed who says you cant give or receive gifts![]()
nope, still give you some teacakes and wafers pal