[VIDEO] Blackpool to Leeds at 670mph. Tribute to Sam Millar

This is a tribute to one of my favourite TNUK members, Lord Samuel Millar of Scotland.

Sam’s recent video, released last night, was the biggest box office flop of the year.

For those of us lucky enough not to have seen Sam’s latest attempt to be Switchlogic, I’d like to do a quick review of it.

“Three and half minutes of a badly filmed journey along a road in Scotland complimented by a terrible musical score. 0/10”

Luckily SmashedCrabFace (the much wittier version of Sam Millar and the slightly younger and better looking version of Switchlogic) is on hand with a video of his own.

I call it Blackpool to Leeds at 670mph. Enjoy.

DISCLAIMER: Blackpool to Leeds at 670mph is not actually the work of SmashedCrabFace, he is far too lazy and has simply pinched a video from YouTube and is trying to pass it off as his own.

Punctuality now SCF. He’s in Scotland so it would be Laird Samuel Millar…

You won’t make a truck driver you don’t know where the inside lane is .

fingermissing:
You won’t make a truck driver you don’t know where the inside lane is .

I know exactly where it is. It’s always on my left.

Are you daft? Lane one is only for lorries, lanes two and three are for cars and this was filmed from my car so you are wrong.

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SmashedCrabFace

You are rapidly becoming my fave poster on these here boards :smiley:

I have a fetish for Crab Claws.
I’m cracking one off as we speak. :wink:

shade:
You are rapidly becoming my fave poster on these here boards :smiley:

May I ask who your current fave poster is so that I can set about destroying them?

SmashedCrabFace:

shade:
You are rapidly becoming my fave poster on these here boards :smiley:

May I ask who your current fave poster is so that I can set about destroying them?

you must have one serious problem and plus you think you are the stig!

May I ask who your current fave poster is so that I can set about destroying them?

Lovelyperson … obvs !! :neutral_face: