Anyone get a present hidden at the bottom of their bag from their mrs?! Card and some chocolate for me!
ummmm NO 
I fell for the old “lets not waste our money this year” routine, so i didnt, but she did 
Wife asked or silk
Hope he likes the colour of the emulsion I bought her
Brought Lady Viking a packet of UFO’s. She can have a bunch of flowers next week when they are cheaper !
wiggy:
Wife asked or silkHope he likes the colour of the emulsion I bought her
Bit early to be on the drink isnt it
Was it?..oh dear, doghouse time again!
Our postie must be off sick - nothing for me 
It doesn’t need to be Valentine’s day.
I often leave a little ‘something’, or sometimes, a little message, strategically placed where she’ll find it.
I do this 'cos I loves her & I hope she loves me too.
I may be soppy & a prime candidate to hand back my MAN card, but I spend quite a few nights out camping with a few mates, I’m not the only one who takes her bestest pillow so I can smell her when she’s not there !
Bought my missus a gold chain and a ■■■■■.
Told her “if you dont like the chain you can go and ■■■■ yourself”
Im just jealous of Oscar Pistorious.
He got to shoot his load into his Girlfriend without wining and dining her.
Not quite what the op means but funny anyhow!
