Using the lorry as a taxi

I have a driver who takes it upon himself to use my lorry as his personal runabout, goes home to get his phone that he forgot even though he used it as his alarm clock,

Then went for a swan about to get a better cup of coffee than we have in the yard…

All in all a simple mornings work turned into an almost full days work.

I’m on the planning desk and have to justify my lorries work and drivers accountability…

I suppose I’m the tool as the driver obviously has far more skills than me… hence he can pop home when he sees fit…

And when the next driver that steps into the lorry works it as it should be used, even though his grasp of the queens English isn’t up to the old drivers, I suppose it will still be my fault ?

Oh and rob Roy, with all your tassels and lhd experience, you need not apply as we all now live in the real world good buddy.

Good, but lacks originality! :wink:

Evil8Beezle:
Good, but lacks originality! :wink:

Thanks, was just having a practice.

I’ll do my best to improve.

Very poor copy of Beezles rather successful thread.

Anyone got a picture of some tumbleweed?

This I think the job for me is. In Poland a tractor I can drive so no problem a truck.do you have sat nav for me , England I know not so well but I know Warsaw so I go for coffee to home

Been done 3/10

eurotrans:
This I think the job for me is. In Poland a tractor I can drive so no problem a truck.do you have sat nav for me , England I know not so well but I know Warsaw so I go for coffee to home

Nichts problema, large tom tom gps, big cab, satélite dish,

And I assume when you go to work, you are actually at work ? Not riding about checking where the swans / coffee tastes best ? Da da da

:smiley:

Good working yes in uk now drive for de rooy. Can you drive to new mills for me to collect

eagerbeaver:
Very poor copy of Beezles rather successful thread.

Anyone got a picture of some tumbleweed?

Good luck with your job interview tomorrow at the circus. I here the uniform is very cool, big boots, oversize jacket, red nose. You’ll be great don’t worry

peter s:

eagerbeaver:
Very poor copy of Beezles rather successful thread.

Anyone got a picture of some tumbleweed?

Good luck with your job interview tomorrow at the circus. I here the uniform is very cool, big boots, oversize jacket, red nose. You’ll be great don’t worry

And a bright yellow car that goes ‘parp parp’…and then the doors fall off :laughing: :laughing:

Tubbysboy:
Oh and rob Roy, with all your tassels and lhd experience, you need not apply as we all now live in the real world good buddy.

Shame I was about to apply for it, :smiley: … still trying to figure out your real world bit though. :neutral_face:
Btw…Have you just arrived from a US trucking film from the 80s ‘‘good buddy’’

fatboystu1:

peter s:

eagerbeaver:
Very poor copy of Beezles rather successful thread.

Anyone got a picture of some tumbleweed?

Good luck with your job interview tomorrow at the circus. I here the uniform is very cool, big boots, oversize jacket, red nose. You’ll be great don’t worry

And a bright yellow car that goes ‘parp parp’…and then the doors fall off [emoji38] [emoji38]

Also known as an Iveco…

eagerbeaver:
Anyone got a picture of some tumbleweed?