Urgent : almost 500,000 stolen from m1/m25

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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YOUR HELP IS URGENTLY REQUIRED
Sometime in the last 2 weeks, almost 500,0000 cones have been stolen from both the M1 and M25 motorways
We need your help to get them back in place as drivers are having panic attacks due to the large areas of open road that lie before them between northampton and the dartford crossing, no longer are they packed bumper to bumper and forced to travel at 40mph in clearly marked lanes, now they are free to roam across 3 and sometimes 4 empty lanes and travel as fast as they like.

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:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: i drove through there on friday and i went through i said to myself im sure this used to roadworks :smiley:

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YOUR HELP IS URGENTLY REQUIRED
Sometime in the last 2 weeks, almost 500,0000 cones have been stolen from both the M1 and M25 motorways

they`re on the m62 :grimacing:

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I just don’t know, What is the world coming to■■?

Madguy :smiling_imp:

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it aint a bad thing, well done cone fairies :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Don’t worry. We have found some more and they will return M25 J23-27 very soon!!! :smiley:

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extrucker:
Don’t worry. We have found some more and they will return M25 J23-27 very soon!!! :smiley:

y ankers!!! :laughing:

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LOL!!! I know, I was going north last week and I suddenly jumped out my seat, “■■■■ me I’m at Milton Keynes already” !!!

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I think they are all one the M50 :imp: :imp:

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madguy:
I just don’t know, What is the world coming to■■?

Madguy :smiling_imp:

an end in less than 2 weeks pmsl :smiley:

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There was nothing i liked more than counting all the cones on the trip back up to the midlands, what the hell will i do now■■?

Madguy :smiling_imp:

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Are you having an appeal to return these cones to their rightful place? Think there’s one in my back garden after a drunken night out. Which motorway shall I dump it on?

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franklin:
Are you having an appeal to return these cones to their rightful place? Think there’s one in my back garden after a drunken night out. Which motorway shall I dump it on?

Carefull, don’t get carried away or do anything hastey !!! Think of the H/S issues involved with a lone cone on our motorway network.

Madguy :smiling_imp:

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They’re probably coming down to the M5 for their winter holidays! :smiley:

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Think there been stolen to the M62

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i know send for the cone ranger :smiley:

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they have only taken a walk down to junction 5 and 6 having a 12 month holiday there :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Bacon Sandwich:
They’re probably coming down to the M5 for their winter holidays! :smiley:

That and the M4 around Bristol for the next 16 months woopi woo .

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Not stolen, just moved round abit to between jct 5 and Clacket lane :frowning:

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nomadicscouser:
i know send for the cone ranger :smiley:

The executioner has been dispatched to put you out of my misery. That was really bad.