The lorry I’ve been allocated this week has plug in blue lights and condoms in…
I don’t want to know what’s gone!!!
i thought the only one allowed blue running lights was the queen…ah… 
hope you got some wipes out and cleaned the wheel and switches, or are you driving in yer gloves
Maybe, when he puts his blue lights on he gets a little to excited!
Hence the condoms…
Just a theory 
Juddian:
i thought the only one allowed blue running lights was the queen
Elton John sold that Leyland years ago.
jessicas dad:
has plug in blue lights and condoms in…
Never heard of plug in condoms before…
Maybe they’re just a subtle warning to you, that if you don’t keep his truck clean, they’ll be used on you. If I was you, I’d be more worried by the absence of ky jelly 
Them mates are the ones that are given away at various gatherings as a promo (not Homo).
OVLOV JAY:
I’d be more worried by the absence of ky jelly
yuk.i`d be worried at the prospect of having to sleep on someones fusty ■■■■■ stains 
jessicas dad:
Here we go a picture of the items…
stocking up again jd?
Thats disgusting, I mean who the hell drinks McEwans lager 
commonrail:
OVLOV JAY:
I’d be more worried by the absence of ky jellyyuk.i`d be worried at the prospect of having to sleep on someones fusty ■■■■■ stains
No, it’s ok. The condoms are for when he fancies a posh ■■■■ = no stains
Pmsl the driver who used to have this lorry has come looking for the condoms for when he goes dogging.
He didn’t have any shame.
jessicas dad:
Pmsl the driver who used to have this lorry has come looking for the condoms for when he goes dogging.
He didn’t have any shame.
You are joking right…? 
Bloody hell, modern drivers seem to be a bit different to the blokes i grew up with.
Yes some had girlfriends in certain towns, but a reel of condoms and dogging?..ooer missus.
Juddian:
Yes some had girlfriends in certain towns, but a reel of condoms and dogging?..ooer missus.
I doubt she knows
dew:
Juddian:
Yes some had girlfriends in certain towns, but a reel of condoms and dogging?..ooer missus.I doubt she knows
Wait a minute! Be a bit pc please, it doesn’t have to be a “she”
Happydaze:
jessicas dad:
Pmsl the driver who used to have this lorry has come looking for the condoms for when he goes dogging.
He didn’t have any shame.
You are joking right…?
He came over for a natter and I said there is some of your stuff in that top locker like food and things, he had a look and said I don’t want the food but il take these for when I go dogging.
jessicas dad:
Happydaze:
jessicas dad:
Pmsl the driver who used to have this lorry has come looking for the condoms for when he goes dogging.
He didn’t have any shame.
You are joking right…?
He came over for a natter and I said there is some of your stuff in that top locker like food and things, he had a look and said I don’t want the food but il take these for when I go dogging.
Shameless or what?!
Did you not ask where these outdoor activitys take place?