Heres one i dumped a few years ago,…
She did have a few things going for her but shopping was a nightmare! 
Dave55:
Deepinvet:
If you have a really nice Wife or Girlfriend post Pics on here so we can have a Butchers too…This is one I binned earlier - thought more of the surf than me, Cow
Ribcage too ■■■■■■■■■■■ too small,thighs a tadge chunky.
Nicely turned ankle though 
. . is the bloke in the background about to drop his cacs?
toowise:
Heres one i dumped a few years ago,…0She did have a few things going for her but shopping was a nightmare!
Her middle titis missing a nip .
Had to let the last bint go, she was a terrible cook.
Not to flash your headlights to let someone back in after overtaking
Someone pulling onto a dual carriageway, you don’t pull into lane 2 so they can get out
Not leaving someone else’s cab in the state you found it, or better, nick their stuff!
Shaking your head and then shake there hands in agreement when some tool does something stupid, and you have seen it
Chuck your ■■■■ out of the window whilst moving
not to write down any unwritten rules, that way they remain unwritten rules!
Thou shall not ■■■■■■■■■■ when double manning
Drivers being abit more cheerful and respectful to atleast other fellow lorry drivers wouldn’t go a miss.
toowise:
Dave55:
Deepinvet:
If you have a really nice Wife or Girlfriend post Pics on here so we can have a Butchers too…This is one I binned earlier - thought more of the surf than me, Cow
Ribcage three ■■■■■■■■■■■ too small,thighs a tadge chunky.
Nicely turned ankle though
i mixed the pictures up a bit and edited the text to correct it.
chester:
Please remember to urinate all over MSA truck parking areas as the tarmac gets very hot, especially in the summer when they is no breeze.
Never noticed it till today when I parked up at Warrick services and left the windows open cos it was hot and it stank like a pig farm.