A truck driver sees someone on a bridge and realises it is a girl who looks like jumping off.
He stops and talks her down. What are you doing? he asks.
“I am trying to commit suicide”
Before you do give me a ■■■■■■■ then!
He settled back as she did so, then said Wow, that is wasted talent, tell me why do you want to kill yourself?
Because my parents don’t like me dressing up as a girl 