The-Snowman:
People who take their dog to Asda and tie them up outside while they go in to do their shopping.
Likewise those morons who leave their dog in the car in sunshine. Leaving the window open half an inch isnt the answer. Thats how you get a brick through your car window
Trying to find a space in a multi storey car park,seeing one and getting close only to see a [zb] smart car in it grrrrrrrrrr. Or even worse,seeing the car in the next space is RIGHT on the white line meaning the empty space next to them is now useless. They should be made to pay double!
Flicking through the radio stations only to catch the last 30 seconds of your favourite song.
I put my smart car right at the end too, so you don’t see it until the last moment - Ha Ha
Annoying things about radio stations…
“Shout outs to…”
Guess the year features (and the retards who bother to ring/text in).
People who request a song that’s already overplayed.
happysack:
Doing the 200 mile trip to ikea and getting home to find you forgot a vital component.
IKEA, just IKEA.
Most annoying shop on the planet.
The only way she gets me in there is with the Lure of a plate of Meatballs.
Same here
And the girlfriend being Finnish I’m actually surprised she wanted to go into a Swedish shop
i was in gothenburg for 2 weeks at xmas.went for a few meals and a few meatballs…they were dung compared to the ikea ones…possibly im too used to eating in chokenpuke truckstops.
Recycling boxes. What a waste (no pun intended) of time sorting stuff.
Lump it all in one bin again, let the Romanians etc sort it somewhere for minimum wage.
got to admire you nathan , you’re only 35 and well on track to be the future victor meldrew . when you get to about 70 you will be whipping up petitions about all those things that annoy you , you might even have started a village watch scheme against something or other . dave
rigsby:
got to admire you nathan , you’re only 35 and well on track to be the future victor meldrew . when you get to about 70 you will be whipping up petitions about all those things that annoy you , you might even have started a village watch scheme against something or other . dave
Aye Dave, for a young pup he seems to be a right miserable git already!
rigsby:
got to admire you nathan , you’re only 35 and well on track to be the future victor meldrew . when you get to about 70 you will be whipping up petitions about all those things that annoy you , you might even have started a village watch scheme against something or other . dave
My Mrs tries to pre empt what’s likely to annoy me on a trip out. I was calm and pleasant at Kenilworth Castle yesterday-Mini Muckaway has developed an interest in castles so we took him there. It’s way way cheaper than Warwick Castle and doesn’t have all the camp failed actors dressed up. I think I upset some wishy washy parents though, telling my boy (somewhat graphically ) what happened to riff raff who knocked on the front door.
Hang on, there’s another annoyance, Warwick Castle. Used to love it but it’s been ruined now.
I’m cheerful compared to a year ago, Dave.
Radio presenters who love the word jacknived lorry on traffic bulletins, when it is not jacknived.
Car drivers that swerve their car to avoid a pheasant or rabbit in the road, then crash their car in to a tree or another vehicle.
You pull in to the delivery place, and your favourite tune is playing on the radio.
Being made to move at 43 minutes of a tacho break.
Nonstandard number plates - for some reason they’ve always annoyed me. Not just the seriously buggered-around-with ones either, where extra fixings have been added to change letters etc, but even just a slightly off font ■■■■■■ me off. I’m sure I’ve got some German ancestry, as I like to be in ordnung!
Bad manners has to be my biggest gripe. Going into a shop and holding a door open for someone to follow and they don’t even look at you, never mind thank you. I’m that petty that I’ll hang about waiting for them to leave so that I can time it to slam the door in their face on the way out.
Digger drivers who can’t put the material IN the body they put it ON the body.
JCB drivers who load with the backhoe when there’s plenty of room to use the front loader (the name’s a bit of a giveaway).
Site labourers who wash your wheels whilst you’re parked in a muddy puddle.
Quarries who insist on you wearing gloves and goggles just to walk to the weighbridge.
the maoster:
Bad manners has to be my biggest gripe. Going into a shop and holding a door open for someone to follow and they don’t even look at you, never mind thank you. I’m that petty that I’ll hang about waiting for them to leave so that I can time it to slam the door in their face on the way out.
Middle to late age women in clicky heals who expect you to give way to them in supermarket isles with their trolley.
Local independent radio stations who give “Shout outs to ““Maz and Debs”” on the text, who are enjoying the show” and “Mikey P with the boys on the way to Gatwick, enjoy your lads holiday guys…” with youf presenters with about four hangers on in the studio, one of which is normally an Essex girl
Radio one with gravely voiced presenters who sound like their broadcasting from under the stairs
MSA toilets that stink of a thousand poos - where’s the ventilation?
People who stop at roundabouts when it’s clear - mostly women I’m affraid…
“Here come the girls” Boots three for two xmas gift sets - they’ve been running that promotion for ever
People who reply to the question how are you feeling say “I’m Good”
People who say “Train station” instead of Railway Station' People in shops & cafes who say Can I get’ instead of “please may I have”
News readers who say skedule instead of shedule, (I know it’s spelt schedule) & Laura Norder instead of law and order.
I feel there’s just too many Americanisms creeping into our language. After all, we gave it to em in the first place.
Fat Controller:
People who reply to the question how are you feeling say “I’m Good”
People who say “Train station” instead of Railway Station' People in shops & cafes who say Can I get’ instead of “please may I have”
News readers who say skedule instead of shedule, (I know it’s spelt schedule) & Laura Norder instead of law and order.
I feel there’s just too many Americanisms creeping into our language. After all, we gave it to em in the first place.
Just get on with the travel news, FFS
) what happened to riff raff who knocked on the front door. 
