Hansons’ puppet at Kidlington. If ever there was justification for abortion it’s him. Doesn’t know whether to lick the bosses brass eye first or the weighbridge windows.
Jessie J.
Can’t stand the “up down up down up down” style of singing. Just hold a note or two instead of chucking them all in just for the sake of it. Her jumpy style is similar to the way Claudia Winkleman presents tv programmes.
Which reminds me.
Claudia Winkleman.
Watching a programme on sky + only to find out it stopped recording before the end
The-Snowman:
Watching a programme on sky + only to find out it stopped recording before the end
I feel your pain Brother. I usually go to watch something and it says “failed” or “clashed” 'cos the bloody gf was watching Corrie and recording it at the same time! 
the maoster:
The-Snowman:
Watching a programme on sky + only to find out it stopped recording before the endI feel your pain Brother. I usually go to watch something and it says “failed” or “clashed” 'cos the bloody gf was watching Corrie and recording it at the same time!
inability to use a Sky remote is a sacking offence. Hope she makes up for it in other ways 
Comic Relief. I hate it.
She doesn’t know it yet F-reds but she will. Oh boy she will 
Doing the 200 mile trip to ikea and getting home to find you forgot a vital component.
Bus drivers that see passengers running to get on their bus, but they do not wait for them and drive off.
happysack:
Doing the 200 mile trip to ikea and getting home to find you forgot a vital component.
IKEA, just IKEA.
Most annoying shop on the planet.
The only way she gets me in there is with the Lure of a plate of Meatballs.
toby1234abc:
Bus drivers that see passengers running to get on their bus, but they do not wait for them and drive off.
What doesnt annoy you toby 
i think you should be getting a case of them kalms tablets you were on about or some anger management going with the long list of things that get you going 
martinviking:
happysack:
Doing the 200 mile trip to ikea and getting home to find you forgot a vital component.IKEA, just IKEA.
Most annoying shop on the planet.
The only way she gets me in there is with the Lure of a plate of Meatballs.
Same here 
And the girlfriend being Finnish I’m actually surprised she wanted to go into a Swedish shop
Getting served nuts in a plastic bag and not on a plate, I got so angry I ordered the Captain to turn the plane around and sack the flight attendant.
Queuing up to pay at a bp station, waiting for ages because all the counter staff are ■■■■■■■ about making overpriced orrible coffee for kdns in their BMW’s.
Queuing near Stonehenge so Harlequin and Violet can get to Devon and Cornwall on a weekend break to escape the stress of living
in London.
Cars that try to overtake lorries on Tubney Woods roundabout on the Swindon to Oxford road, then realise there is no room.
People that urinate on the toilet seat.
People that do not know how to use a brush to clean the loo after they have soiled the pan.
toby1234abc:
People that do not know how to use a brush to clean the loo after they have soiled the pan.
Should you not discuss that with your missus rather than hope she reads it on here…
That wouldn’t bother me, just direct you pee and rinse it off 
Local radio giving old coffin dodgers air time to whitter on about a planned Tesco Express taking over the local pub nobody visits, or the corner shop nobody shops in.
When you go to a truck show, steam rally etc and some boy scout in a hi viz thinks you can only park if they wave at you like a window licker in a special bus being overtaken by a Stobart lorry.
Oh and at rallies, stupid displays like petrol cans and Morris Marina owners club etc.
People who take their dog to Asda and tie them up outside while they go in to do their shopping.
Likewise those morons who leave their dog in the car in sunshine. Leaving the window open half an inch isnt the answer. Thats how you get a brick through your car window
Trying to find a space in a multi storey car park,seeing one and getting close only to see a [zb] smart car in it grrrrrrrrrr. Or even worse,seeing the car in the next space is RIGHT on the white line meaning the empty space next to them is now useless. They should be made to pay double!
Flicking through the radio stations only to catch the last 30 seconds of your favourite song.