if your 1 life consists of talking crap and having a phd in landrover,wearing wooly jumpers,smoking rollies,and drinking pints of scruddocks old traditional with toe nails floating about in it whilst fixing the thing constanty cos its built in britain,having no life whatsoever and never had ■■■ with any living thing(at least when shes awake),being happy with a lifetime of solitude and self abuse and having the ability to bore people into a near catatonic state quicker than a carryfast post,then that 1 landrover orientated life is for you.
at least you pass some of the old vw campers with a guy and a bird waiting on the rac so they definately have 1 up on the carburrator charlie brigade,though equally as sad in their own right.
40-50 years ago there was nothing to touch them for build quality as they only had british crap to contend with,now those laurels they keep resting on are just about worn out.
Muckaway:
Punchy Dan:
Old VW campers that have been lowered and pimped up want crushing ,also land rover drivers one life live it don’t drive a pile of zb then .Agree on both counts. What’s the attraction of those Caravanettes? Slow, noisy, thirsty and guaranteed to leave you on the hard shoulder on a warm bank holiday.
I don’t get the “one life” nonsense on Land Rovers either.
Them VW campers are just frag feed as for Land rovers the ones you see with high lift springs, snorkels and winches WTF is that all about? Must be some deep puddles on these dogging site’s!
Muckaway:
Punchy Dan:
Old VW campers that have been lowered and pimped up want crushing ,also land rover drivers one life live it don’t drive a pile of zb then .Agree on both counts. What’s the attraction of those Caravanettes? Slow, noisy, thirsty and guaranteed to leave you on the hard shoulder on a warm bank holiday.
I don’t get the “one life” nonsense on Land Rovers either.
there is an old battered disco down the road from me with a “Living the Dream” sticker on it.
The charity bucket shaker who stood in my familys’ way this morning, shook their bucket saying "thank you. " I said “you’re welcome” and walked past, giving nowt. I don’t fall for the emotional puppy eyed Salvation Army adverts so some old git thanking me for a donation I haven’t made won’t work.
The most stupidest design that is the small plastic casing around mobile phone Sim cards .
When putting it in or out ( Awaiting innuendo from Dipper . ) the flimsy casing breaks which then traps the Sim card .
Strictly come dancing. What a load of ■■■■■■■■.
It’s Very annoying when eBay mix up the mans with Erfs ,wtf wants to buy a 2nd hand man ? I see they don’t mix Foden with Daf .
Crap christmas telly. Who the ■■■■ wants to watch Harry Potter that hasn’t already?
The BBC tv weather man telling me to walk off the excesses of Christmas and too much Christmas pudding, by saying its a nice day for a walk .
On yer bike ,bossing me around .
Yours not sincerely The Grinch
No 12 Cave avenue
Grumptownville.
East Fobbingoff.
VG12 OMG.
Punchy Dan:
It’s Very annoying when eBay mix up the mans with Erfs ,wtf wants to buy a 2nd hand man ? I see they don’t mix Foden with Daf .
How about the sellers that list a Volvo headlamp as
“Not Man, Foden, Scania, Daf, Renault etccc…”
so [zb] up you search ■■?
Charity collectors in shopping centres who wont let you past and stand in your way.
Had one today collecting for the local sperm bank. Boy did I give her a mouthful
Toddy2:
Punchy Dan:
It’s Very annoying when eBay mix up the mans with Erfs ,wtf wants to buy a 2nd hand man ? I see they don’t mix Foden with Daf .How about the sellers that list a Volvo headlamp as
“Not Man, Foden, Scania, Daf, Renault etccc…”so [zb] up you search ■■?
And the BMW s that come up when searching E series .
The-Snowman:
Charity collectors in shopping centres who wont let you past and stand in your way.
Had one today collecting for the local sperm bank. Boy did I give her a mouthful
At your age ? a mouthful ? are you sure ? you wish 
London charging a fortune to stand in the cold for hours to get a good view point to see the NYE fire work display on the River Thames, i used to see it for free, they have to grab the money !
Adverts telling us to buy the summer holiday when they know, we have no money left .
Foreign drivers stuck in the UK over the holiday period, waiting for a load back, and the public that do not check to see if they need any food or supplies while stuck in a layby in the middle of nowhere .
It does not take much effort to buy them a block of cheese or some fresh meat .
Right, I’m starting the new year as I mean to go on… 
All the hype over New Years Eve, in particular people who let off fireworks too early, on time or at this current moment like the ■■■■■■■■■ up the street. It’ll still be new year at 10am tomorrow you king pillocks.
Jools Holland, with those stupid promos where the camera spins around him, filming a load of upper middle class tossers clapping and cheering about musicians I’ve never heard of.
People texting me with “happy new year” messages that have only just come through…Text me tomorrow daytime when I’m less likely to just delete your text and say ■■■■■■■■ to you.
My Mrs leaving her tablet on so it’s constantly telling us that some prick has posted “happy new year” yet again. Naturally she’s fast asleep.
That’ll do for now, I’m king off to sleep before the kids wake me at 6am.
Anyone out revelling at this time, I hope you all wake up covered in vomit with a strange man sleeping next to you. And that’s aimed at the blokes out there.
And it appears muckaways new years resolution to not be such a grump has fallen by the wayside after only an hour.
The-Snowman:
And it appears muckaways new years resolution to not be such a grump has fallen by the wayside after only an hour.
He’s just a little upset another year has passed without him finishing his putt putt engine! 
Noisy eaters, I don’t want to hear (and see) what you’re eating 
TV licences. I’d rather not pay and lose all access to the BBC.
Commercial radio stations.
Adverts you can’t skip on You tube.
Those patronising flu adverts from the NHS.
People on the phone in cafes ,it’s really annoying,when your ready for a break and leave the phone in the cab then someone’s phone goes ,the worst offenders are giving directions and repeat them selves.