Berty:
Has anyone seen that news reporter on itv that’s clearly had the worst ■■■ change in history? Was meant to be woman but it was clearly obvious it was a manSent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
Can’t think of that one but I’m suspicious of that Caroline Wyatt lady from the BBC.
That Geldof jerk is a waste of oxygen, personally I wouldn’t ■■■■ down his throat if he’s lungs were on fire …
Evil8Beezle:
Probably already done many times, but who does Ewan McGregor think he is with his latest heart felt attempt about the cold migrant children… Until he gives all he has and moves into a 3 bed semi down the road he can F off!You listening Geldof?
What a pair. Maybe they and a few other rich and famous ■■■■■ could club together with some of their millions and build some nice places for their own homeless, particularly ex sqaddies etc. They could also find places for plenty of these “cold migrant children” in sunny climes like African/ Arabian Countries etc.
watch me encourage you to give 1 million quid to starving mongrels…watch me recieve 2 million quid for letting you film me getting you to give 1 million quid to starving mongrels…only the same way as o.j with the,if i had killed the ■■■■■,heres how i would have done it…he spent his lot on legal fees,then sold his story for millions to recover his losses…plebian pieces of self important nothings.
Children in Need on Friday. 
The fact that any congestion caused by do gooders collecting in the street in one eyed teddy bear suits will not be mentioned on local traffic bulletins.
CIN should be renamed “millionaire tax dodging celebrity guilt trip.”
Muckaway:
Children in Need on Friday.
The fact that any congestion caused by do gooders collecting in the street in one eyed teddy bear suits will not be mentioned on local traffic bulletins.
CIN should be renamed “millionaire tax dodging celebrity guilt trip.”
Don’t beat about the bush, say what you mean. 
Children’s birthday parties in pubs.
Oh and the amount of adverts on tapatalk
happysack:
Children’s birthday parties in pubs.
Children running wild in pubs full stop.
Also when in old style pubs with a bar room and a seperate lounge when some snotty git in the bar complains about bad language! It’s an area for working people to wind down in ffs, go sit in the bloody lounge if you’re offended.
In fact i want to change that. Children. ■■■■■■■ noisy ■■■■■.
Toby carvery mentioning “gratuities”. What for? I queued for half hour to get some grub on a plate I loaded myself, and I fetch and fill my own drink glass.
Oh and the small talk that the carver does with people who just want their dinner.
happysack:
Children’s birthday parties.
FTFY. 
Transport companies who try to impress the public with big fancy slogans
“Changing the face of logistics”
“Your logistic solution partner”
“Easing your logistical transport”
“Being the best by being better”
When in actual fact if you work for them or talk to their drivers you find out they are the same two bit, fly by the seat of their pants, winging it, disorganised bunch of no brained, no idea what the ■■■■ theyre doing idiots as everyone else
I had a new water supply put in by Scottish water and they wanted to know what the Mission Statement of my contractor was. Since it was me and my mate with a couple of shovels on a Saturday morning I didn’t what to say.
Modern day bullocks.
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Stupid female care workers calling next door . it’s only 25yards to the turn round but the silly ■■■■■■■ try to turn in my drive end . Several times they’ve managed to miss and driven onto the lawn .
mick.mh2racing:
I had a new water supply put in by Scottish water and they wanted to know what the Mission Statement of my contractor was. Since it was me and my mate with a couple of shovels on a Saturday morning I didn’t what to say.
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Should have told ‘em "it’s to dig a bleedin’ 'ole and stick a pipe in it. When it’s been filled in, mission accomplished"
mick.mh2racing:
I had a new water supply put in by Scottish water and they wanted to know what the Mission Statement of my contractor was. Since it was me and my mate with a couple of shovels on a Saturday morning I didn’t what to say.
Should’ve said you were not sure as once you’d read the mission statement it was set to self destruct
No toilet seats in French toilets 
, for a country that likes to think of itself as culturally superior to everyone else this is quite a major oversight.
The events company that are short term renting space in our yard, for padlocking our gate with their own lock and chain…which I discovered at 6am this morning.
…Thankfully with a spanner and some ignorance the gate is now lying in the hedge, or it was at 06:10 anyway. 
CHRISTMAS