happysack:
T
Wassat mean ?
peterm:
happysack:
TWassat mean ?
Never you mind. It’s a secret.
peterm:
happysack:
TWassat mean ?
It means he doesnt like the letter “T”.
I myself have a hatred for the letter “U”. It just seems to be the most jumped up, smuggest little ■■■■ of a letter.
Right then.
Z
Checkout girls who are impolite when I’m trying to do me shopping.
It’s quite acceptable to put a pack of wetwipes, bottle of baby lotion, portion of sliced ham and a snorkel on the conveyor belt without receiving giggles from the Asda colleague on the till.
Then when the wife is behind me in the queue it’s doubly insulting that she is also subjected to sniggers when all she is trying to buy is a bottle of wine, a bar of chocolate and a cucumber.
This leads to the mother in law telling us both off and refusing to come shopping with us again whilst storming out the shop refusing to purchase her gherkins and Anusol.
Also the letter ‘Q’ which is really just an ‘O’ with an erection.
Hardly. If the “O” had an erection then it would look like this “☌” . You might be an expert on dogging and other such deviant pastimes, but, you aren’t up there the genitalia of the alphabet.
Fair point well made sir, but I believe your version of the excited ‘O’ namely the ‘☌’ would mean the erection was sticking out of his forehead making relations more difficult.
However my own logic fails here as any version of the excited ‘O’ is going to have trouble copulating with a suitable alphabetical partner.
It might be possible for my ‘Q’ to get it on with a lower case ‘g’ providing both stuck to the same format and didn’t try any ■■■■■ stuff like changing fonts mid coitus.
peterm:
DAF95XF:
peterm:
Was it something dire or do you get a lot of complaints ? What was the complaint about ?To be fair he got on my ■■■■ and I ended up telling him to go forth and multiply…
I’ll hold my hands up and admit I forgot about the audio recording as well as the cctv
In my defence though I’d just done a month of lates/nights with 1 day off after every 5 days, finished early Sunday morning and back in at 05:20 Monday morning with no sleep because my body clock is [zb] and something was going to give - it was my temper…
Company also claim to be “family friendly” - my arse are they
I had a few… nah, plenty that got on my ■■■■ when I was driving buses, so I know where you’re coming from. Better off on the trucks.
Well I got the boot from Stagecoach in Oxford in the end!!!
Would go back to the trucks but I need a new digi card and I can’t afford it yet - might find a job driving a van for a bit…
JIMBO47:
nothing better than a cold pint o Tennants lager after work…
Or during work time for that matter 
The Sim cards inside mobile phones, when you take them out ,the plastic edging breaks off or becomes loose.
A stupid design.
Then it won’t fit back in the small slot .
On the subject of supermarket check out staff, how annoying it is, when they can see you are still packing your shopping in to bags, then they always ask for payment .
You are still packing, then they say how much it is .
If you make them wait to be paid, they apologise to the customer next in line, like it was your fault for delaying them too .
Then the check out person gives you that look and smug face .
DAF95XF:
peterm:
DAF95XF:
peterm:
Was it something dire or do you get a lot of complaints ? What was the complaint about ?To be fair he got on my ■■■■ and I ended up telling him to go forth and multiply…
I’ll hold my hands up and admit I forgot about the audio recording as well as the cctv
In my defence though I’d just done a month of lates/nights with 1 day off after every 5 days, finished early Sunday morning and back in at 05:20 Monday morning with no sleep because my body clock is [zb] and something was going to give - it was my temper…
Company also claim to be “family friendly” - my arse are theyI had a few… nah, plenty that got on my ■■■■ when I was driving buses, so I know where you’re coming from. Better off on the trucks.
Well I got the boot from Stagecoach in Oxford in the end!!!
Would go back to the trucks but I need a new digi card and I can’t afford it yet - might find a job driving a van for a bit…
Sorry to hear that. Bus driving is not a job I could do. The bloody cargo talks!
But this is funny
youtu.be/qpmFnUTkpL0
Funny ? Nothing out of the ordinary there… that was an inspector checking tickets.
Chavs in ASDA not able to stop shopping at 11 o’clock today. Christ I managed to keep a 5 year old and his 22 month old sister quiet.
Muckaway:
Chavs in ASDA not able to stop shopping at 11 o’clock today. Christ I managed to keep a 5 year old and his 22 month old sister quiet.
Yes, that boils my blood too. Ignorant gits deserve a good kicking, preferably by a squaddie.
Don’t get me started on those dreadful Christmas songs they play inside shops, always the same ones on repeat all day, how do the staff put up with that .
And jet blasts of hot air on top of the front door, then all radio stations will soon be doing their countdown to Christmas, and play the same old tunes .
Mass panic buying because the supermarket will be shut on Christmas day, nobody has a fridge or freezer, so they stock up as if the warning has gone out of a nuclear holocaust .
Car parks full up, road rage and horn blowing to get a tin of Quality Street for Aunt Madge and red socks for Cousins that will bin them on Boxing day .
Order your sofa and furniture in time for Christmas, the tv advertising tells us, why ?
London workers and residents that always seem to sneak off a day earlier on bank holidays and the mad Christmas get away .
People who still have Tax discs displayed in their car window despite it being over 2 years some you had to display them.
Probably already done many times, but who does Ewan McGregor think he is with his latest heart felt attempt about the cold migrant children… Until he gives all he has and moves into a 3 bed semi down the road he can F off! 
You listening Geldof?
Has anyone seen that news reporter on itv that’s clearly had the worst ■■■ change in history? Was meant to be woman but it was clearly obvious it was a man
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