Unreasonable annoyances [Merged]

People who put black numberplates on cars clearly too recent to need/be allowed to use them.

People who stop to have a natter at the swimming pool in the sectioned of lane for people who want to do lengths. Too lazy to cross the rope to the rest of the pool where they can gas for as long as they like in nobody’s way.

Water Polo! - WTF is that all about? :open_mouth:

A bunch of chubby hairy blokes in silly hats floundering about in a pool swimming in mass from one end to the other, and then playing piggy in the middle for 30 seconds with the ball, while all the other team mates have a ■■■■■ fight with their opposing marker… :unamused:

The various facial expressions and the strange body poses of the Olympic Ping Pong players. Just hit the ball normally.

Ginger bloke on the new Dave adverts.

Oh, and all other Dave adverts. And on their other channel I hate them +1 as much

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Women’s beach volley ball…

Being unable to watch a full match.
Being in serious agony due to my own over excursions during said match.
Not having a clue or caring what the rules are.

Similar issues during women’s gymnastics, women’s diving, swimming, women’s shotput, women’s cycling, etc…

Watching any of the above then there’s a sudden repeat of Tom Daily and partner doing their bronze medal dive.

Dipper_Dave:
Women’s beach volley ball…

Being unable to watch a full match.
Being in serious agony due to my own over excursions during said match.
Not having a clue or caring what the rules are.

Similar issues during women’s gymnastics, women’s diving, swimming, women’s shotput, women’s cycling, etc…

Watching any of the above then there’s a sudden repeat of Tom Daily and partner doing their bronze medal dive.

Same here. :slight_smile:

Olympic “star” Tom Daily. How many golds has he won exactly?
Too much olympic coverage for christs’ sake most sports are more like hobbies. What next, mens’ class 1 diesel tank polishing?

When you’re queuing up behind someone in a supermarket and only have 3 items and the person in front has a weekly shop but they don’t let you go first.

m1cks:
When you’re queuing up behind someone in a supermarket and only have 3 items and the person in front has a weekly shop but they don’t let you go first.

Bad as the pillocks with a trolley full who go to the baskets only or 10 items or less aisle and load the belt up before the cashier can stop them , they stand smirking while everyone is held up .

Rigid drivers who when meeting you in a single track road claim they can’t reverse to a passing place. Ok pal I’ll reverse my big bendy wagon round a blindside corner just to appease you.

Motorists who hinder the work of the Rac or Aa man by standing by him while he is working on their broken down car .
You see them staring under the bonnet or by the wheel for a tyre problem .
The same for lorry drivers who stand close to the tyre fitter when he is working.
Sit in the cab and let him do his job .

Those annoying and pretentious estate agent adverts in newspapers and their shop windows that use words such as " Sought after village, prime location and quintessential elegance , close to the nearest town ."
It is a pile of bricks that is worth £60,000 in reality but hyped up to £699,000 .
If it is on a main road, they move in then set up a petition to ban nasty thundering juggernauts keeping them awake all night and shaking their foundations .
No juggernauts but they are Ford Transit vans towing trailers but the media and Joe Public think they are the same .

When a car pulls out infront of you and on the parcel shelf is a trilby or sun hat. You know your journey will now be significantly slower.
“Elderly driver” stickers. Just an excuse for ■■■■ poor dawdling drivers. Guaranteed to shake their head if you dare to overtake them

Not having air con while sat on a smelly bus or coach, the same for a train, on the subject of coaches, why do the old coaches hide behind private number plates to disguise the fact that some of them are not fit to be on the road , the school run coaches tend to be the worst ?
They hide the age of the vehicle, modern coaches have to be up to the latest road safety standards ,would you send your kids on a summer or winter holiday to Spain or Italy in a clapped out old banger, belching out fumes ?

The complete over the top reaction to Adam Peaty winning the gold for swimming.
Clips and interviews with his gran and all her pals waving union jack flags repeated every 4 minutes on sky news and his complete life story spread over 8 pages in the paper the next day

The-Snowman:
The complete over the top reaction to Adam Peaty winning the gold for swimming.
Clips and interviews with his gran and all her pals waving union jack flags repeated every 4 minutes on sky news and his complete life story spread over 8 pages in the paper the next day

Just wait for all the new Quorn adverts with Mo Farrah. :unamused:
God knows why Tom Dailly gets so much coverage, he hasn’t won a gold yet.
And if Jessica Ennis gets gold, can she afford to spare a few quid on a razor blade? Or keep her arms down. :laughing:

People who just HAVE to stop at the entrance door to Asda and check their reciept/change/button up Tarquins coat. Especially the ones who do it with their trolley there as well. At 5pm. On a busy Saturday.
Apparently the huge foyer area where they could do all this without inconveniencing anyone is not good enough. The best place is obviously right in the door way so you block peoples way and create a jam before sauntering off blissfully unaware of the carnage they have caused.

The-Snowman:
People who just HAVE to stop at the entrance door to Asda and check their reciept/change/button up Tarquins coat. Especially the ones who do it with their trolley there as well. At 5pm. On a busy Saturday.
Apparently the huge foyer area where they could do all this without inconveniencing anyone is not good enough. The best place is obviously right in the door way so you block peoples way and create a jam before sauntering off blissfully unaware of the carnage they have caused.

Pretty sure we’ve had that one already mate! :smiley:

Evil8Beezle:

The-Snowman:
People who just HAVE to stop at the entrance door to Asda and check their reciept/change/button up Tarquins coat. Especially the ones who do it with their trolley there as well. At 5pm. On a busy Saturday.
Apparently the huge foyer area where they could do all this without inconveniencing anyone is not good enough. The best place is obviously right in the door way so you block peoples way and create a jam before sauntering off blissfully unaware of the carnage they have caused.

Pretty sure we’ve had that one already mate! :smiley:

Im pretty sure as well but its SOOOOOOOOOO ■■■■■■ annoying it deserves another mention!