Toilet room doors that open inward so after washing your hands the only way to leave is to grab the same handle that the dirty person in front of you who didn’t wash their hands has just used.
m1cks:
Toilet room doors that open inward so after washing your hands the only way to leave is to grab the same handle that the dirty person in front of you who didn’t wash their hands has just used.
Not at all unreasonable…
It also bugs the crap out of me that you end up governed by the standards of others! 
Those “spend a penny when you spend a penny” notices in MSAs (Welcome Break?) wanting you to give to children in need. So you get mugged for parking, a crappy shower, price hiked junk food, charity muggers and AA people just “wanting a word” as you walk in or out and on top of that they want money for charidee?
When your only pair of sunglasses break 10 mins after you get into work and all your spares are at home. Ffs!
The post ■■■ shiver one gets after a relaxed dump.
WTF is that all about.
Glory holes that have been properly repaired, what’s wrong with bunging em up with loo roll when playing hard to get.
Skid marks on the front of the loo seat, OMG are some buggers facing the cistern when dumping.
Getting caught by the missus whilst attempting a “top decker”.
Pedestrians saying thank you to motorists who have stopped to let them walk across the road at zebra and pelican crossings.
Pedestrians wave in thanks then the car driver waves back , then the pedestrian waves again to say thank you for being waved at .
Only in the UK , you see this silly routine .
Try that in Rome or Madrid , see what happens .
Shop assistants that say “thank you for waiting” when you’ve just walked upto an empty till.
The dirty looks shoppers give you when you bail out of a queue to a newly opened checkout whilst they’re all looking at each other and saying “after you.”
People who feed pigeons in the street. Why discriminate against rats, mice, beggars and other vermin?
BBC sports reporters who when introduced, start off with “thank you,yes…”
Local media telling me to turn off my adblocker.
All local and national radio traffic reporters who all end their sentence with " There ", for example, " Long delays on the A303 today, due to Toby over turning his combine harvester by the Toby Carvery THERE.
Gas and water work road works on the Bumbleton road today by the Dunfiddling pub THERE.
BBC Somerset and Radio Bristol are the worst offenders, i rung them to complain, but they still do it, both male and female presenters THERE.
Hounslow council have asked residents to report lorries parking overnight on the residential streets, due to lack of car parking spaces, the driver will now receive a fine .
The council say they do not want the lorries there , due to air pollution, but if stationary, how can you pollute ?
And modern engines now have Adblu and Euro rated engines, so drop their goods off, and get out of town is their attitude, what if the driver is out of tacho or working hours ?
Middle class roasters that phone Simon mayo on a Friday afternoon to complain about the traffic on their mammoth journey.
It’s because, Toby and Tabitha, ■■■■■ like you think you have to travel on a Friday night. You could go early on a Saturday morning and save yourself the hassle. And also save me having to listen to your ■■■■■■ life story about traveling to Devon to visit Tarquin and Timothea to drink wine.
Emergency service workers that buy ‘personalised’ number plates that say -999 —
Folk who don’t shake the last dribbles out of the fuel hose after they’ve finished filling up. Their left-overs usually end up all over the outside of my tank.
That, and folk who bolt side-bars right where the ■■■■■■■ fuel nozzle goes…
Being sent to Stainsburys RDC, Kilsby, twice in one day [emoji22]
(& it was a Friday [emoji57])
That red screen that appears on the BBC HD channel after the news to say I have to switch channels as the regional version isn’t available on this channel and the next programme will start in so and so countdown.
I then have to decide if it’s worth the faff of finding the remote which is usually wedged down the seat or up the dogs arse to change channel or if it’s more interesting to watch the countdown in excited anticipation of what’s coming on next…
Having to retune your freeview PVR and losing all the series record settings!
Car adverts on tv that show the car on an empty road in a city .
Estate agent tv adverts that also show no traffic on the streets .
Costa and Starbucks staff that ask you " Was that to takeaway or drink in ? ".
When I clearly said to drink in.
A furniture shop that does not have the sofa you want and its an eight week wait for it .
Stroppy air passengers that get the hump if you push your seat back and call the stewardess to make you pull it forward .
My current pet hate is all the channels the BBC have reserved for the Olympics. There’s 7 on Freesat & a similar number on the red button.
And while we’re at it, why do they need to send so many reporters, not commentators.
It’s the same with the news bulletins, why have a presenter in, for example, Downing Street, another in the studio & a reporter in Downing Street.?
Fat Controller:
My current pet hate is all the channels the BBC have reserved for the Olympics. There’s 7 on Freesat & a similar number on the red button.
And while we’re at it, why do they need to send so many reporters, not commentators.
It’s the same with the news bulletins, why have a presenter in, for example, Downing Street, another in the studio & a reporter in Downing Street.?
Don’t forget camera men , directors and other assorted hangers on with every reporter .
rigsby:
Fat Controller:
My current pet hate is all the channels the BBC have reserved for the Olympics. There’s 7 on Freesat & a similar number on the red button.
And while we’re at it, why do they need to send so many reporters, not commentators.
It’s the same with the news bulletins, why have a presenter in, for example, Downing Street, another in the studio & a reporter in Downing Street.?Don’t forget camera men , directors and other assorted hangers on with every reporter .
And sports reporters to say "thank you, yes…"then read the results. Why can’t the newsreader do that?
Fat Controller:
My current pet hate is all the channels the BBC have reserved for the Olympics. There’s 7 on Freesat & a similar number on the red button.
And while we’re at it, why do they need to send so many reporters, not commentators.
It’s the same with the news bulletins, why have a presenter in, for example, Downing Street, another in the studio & a reporter in Downing Street.?
We’ve got the channel 7 group here in Qld. 70,71,72,73 all showing the sodding olympics. Then it’s taking up most of the news every night as well. 