Endless “Queens’ 90th…” programmes on tv. Hours of Jennie Bond name dropping and the same old ancient footage, mixed with some pound shop flag waving and B and M bargains bunting, all in the name of plastic patriotism.
Which reminds me, cheap tacky England merchandise, in particular flags attached to retards’ cars. Football’s on the telly, wheel out the Sunshine Bus in St Georges’ flags… 
People putting a political slant/angle on everything! 
Evil8Beezle:
People putting a political slant/angle on everything!
Words spoken by the socialist parties during the thatcherite years. Much like the Nationalists during the 70’s
Russian Ultras trying to knick our rep as most violent footy supporters. Sort it out lads.
English hooligan cells banned from travelling leading to the above.
Russian matroska dolls, oh alright anything Russian, except the women.
Celebrities doing advert voice over work!
For example, WTF does Alan Davies know about health food?
So while he preaches the benefits of Coconuts, I just wish he’s ram his orifices full of em!
Evil8Beezle:
Celebrities doing advert voice over work!For example, WTF does Alan Davies know about health food?
So while he preaches the benefits of Coconuts, I just wish he’s ram his orifices full of em!
Like Martin Brundle doing the voiceover for the ‘Williams Edition’ Sure deodorant that’s advertised during every F1 race.
£12 to £15 for a burger in some trendy pretentious restaurant establishment and the gullible mugs who pay for it.
The beef patty comes off a Brakes food van or a cash and carry for 60p .
Waiting staff that keep coming over to the table to ask is everything OK with the meal.
Elderly drivers that mistake the foot controls on their car then crash in to a house or a wall.
No action is taken by the authorities as they need their independence.
If a lorry did the same it would be tea and biscuits with the Traffic Commissioner pleading for your vocational licence not to be taken away.
Retired drivers with powerful cars that are never driven to their full potential.
Detailed TV weather reports.
Who cares.Look out the window.
toby1234abc:
Detailed TV weather reports.
Who cares.Look out the window.
BBC local radio wanting people to sign up to become “weather watchers.” It’s just an excuse so Tom and Doris can get on the radio telling us it’s sunny in their garden.
Waste of licence payers money.
Songs of Praise. Why do I have to pay for this out of tune hypocrisy to be broadcast?
C4s’ F1 coverage being overstaffed. Just what does that Indian guy who wanders around the pits actually do? Ditto that Scottish bird, they talk to maybe one or two people in the whole live broadcast.
The cringeworthy interviews just before the start of the race; You can tell the drivers really don’t want to talk to them or they see they’re from C4 and not Sky and think “benefits channel approaching.”
Eddie Jordan. Just embarassing. I used to like Jordan F1 especially in the 7-Up sponsorship days, now he’s just like the embarassing relative you hope hasn’t spotted you in the street.
Manitoba highways workers who wont start work till the bacon &egg and numerous cups of coffee have been consumed …then phone for the short bus to take them back to camp to use the toilet (we are not allowed on the short bus) and throw a real tantrum when mere truckdrivers (that live in the same camp) dare to sneak a cup of coffee or an apple that’s heading for the bin!!! AND THE KIN TAX PAYERS LIKE ME PAY FOR IT… bunch o kin retards!! ggrrrrr.
Jo Wiley on radio two at 8 pm who every ten seconds has to say what she is doing at Glastonbury and waffle about her kids going then she will name drop the celebs.
toby1234abc:
Jo Wiley on radio two at 8 pm who every ten seconds has to say what she is doing at Glastonbury and waffle about her kids going then she will name drop the celebs.
She’s been doing the “trendy mum” routine for years.
All the adverts on BBC radio stations telling you to listen via digital. Why? It’s the same ■■■■■■■■.
toby1234abc:
Radio presenters who love the word jacknived lorry on traffic bulletins, when it is not jacknived.
Car drivers that swerve their car to avoid a pheasant or rabbit in the road, then crash their car in to a tree or another vehicle.
You pull in to the delivery place, and your favourite tune is playing on the radio.
Being made to move at 43 minutes of a tacho break.
Just rev the knackers off it and tell them that you’ve been there so long, you’ve lost all your air. Works every time
Got not gear, jigger all mate [emoji6]
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Wetherspoons customers. If you can use a bar, you should be able to use a toilet.
Wetherspoons management, you’re hardly bloody starving, don’t just clean the bogs before you open and expect them to be ok until you shut.
And by the way, every single urinal in every single one of your outlets, leaks more than an Iveco.
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PaulNowak:
Wetherspoons customers. If you can use a bar, you should be able to use a toilet.Wetherspoons management, you’re hardly bloody starving, don’t just clean the bogs before you open and expect them to be ok until you shut.
And by the way, every single urinal in every single one of your outlets, leaks more than an Iveco.
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You forgot the queues of mobility scooters blocking the entrance. Miraculously their portly jobless owners can suddenly do a one minute mile to the bar as the end of “two for one” approaches.
Why do regulars of Wetherspoons look like the cast of Fraggle Rock?
Msa,s that have three or more coffee outlets.
One outlet has a long queue but the others are empty.
People will join that queue and tap their watches at staff then roll their eyes for being delayed .
In the queue they make comments to fellow sheep waiting in line such as “They know its busy but put one person on the till and making drinks .”
At some Msa,s they have self automated coffee machines at half the price of the outlet where somebody makes it for you.
But the British love queuing .
Corley in both directions have these smart machines for a Cortado or Expresso.
When someone pays in a petrol station and they try and walk straight through the queuing people behind rather than walk around them.
Blue badge holders who think they have a licence to park badly.
Dog owners who talk to their dogs and actually think that the dog can understand what they are saying.
Dogs in cars with no seat belt.The weight of a dog being propelled forward in a crash can injure or kill the occupants .
toby1234abc:
Dog owners who talk to their dogs and actually think that the dog can understand what they are saying.
Exactly. I was just saying that to my dog the other day
Those stationary engines that make that “putt putt putt” noise at vehicle rallies. Usually found pumping water between two tin baths or making a couple of lightbulbs glow.
Farmers markets; Just an excuse to charge twice as much for a bag of potatoes.
Civil war reenactments. Buy an expensive fancy dress costume, give up your weekend by lying face down in a cow pat and playing dead in the name of “charidee.”