The-Snowman:
Bloody hell. The ■■■■■■ tension on here’s electric!
Can I just stress, I did say …IGNORING the closet, public bogs, and coming out bit. 
It was purely a meeting for breakfast, nothing else! 
we both know which side our bread ( or toast) is buttered. 
What’s all this about me busting back doors?
Erm…I mean damaging hinges. Not that I am unhinged, I meant the, er…
Ah forget it.
One way streets in London ■■■■ for deliveries. I blocked a street for 2 hours to handball 6 ton of wood flooring off in Chiswick, luckerly there was another way out of the street, it was a big U shape but what are you going to do? If it was the only way in and out then I would of told the office I’m taking it to Palletways where it should of gone in the first place. So glad now we’ve got rid of that contract, me and the rest of us drivers spent enough time arguing with the guy who runs it.