The government today announced that it’s changing the flag to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security whilst you’re actually being [zb].
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SWEDISH BLUE:
The government today announced that it’s changing the flag to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security whilst you’re actually being f@@ked.
Perfect 
Many a true word is spoken in jest and this is the prime example