pulled into the services at j9 M40 at 2245 last night for my break…just got in the bunk for a powernap when a white astra van stops at the top of the road…then starts flashing his headlights on and off…after a couple of minutes of this he drives off with his loud musical air horn blaring??
what a knobjockey?just deliberatly trying to wake the sleeping drivers?
xamtex:
pulled into the services at j9 M40 at 2245 last night for my break…just got in the bunk for a powernap when a white astra van stops at the top of the road…then starts flashing his headlights on and off…after a couple of minutes of this he drives off with his loud musical air horn blaring??
what a knobjockey?just deliberatly trying to wake the sleeping drivers?
That was the mating call of white van man,you’re lucky you ignored it,they are very ■■■■■ this time of year. 
A couple of weeks back I pulled into Leicester Forest East S/Bound for a break in the wee hours and a couple of boy racer pricks came in with some knobbers on motorbikes. Cue the loud music and engines revving on the bikes. After a few minutes of this the door of the closest Artic opens and the biggest bloke I’ve ever seen gets out and goes over for words. They soon left, quietly.
If you walk through the hedge and forest by the truck park,head along a lane,there is a 17th century hunting lodge/pub,that does meals and real ales,there is a dogging car park to walk past when dark.The pub is about a miles walk.Handy to get out of the cab for few hours.If the truck was facing south,you bear left at the hedge line,and bear eastwards.The staff in the garage/shop will assist,to say where the pub is.Has a fire in winter months.Dont get too ■■■■■■■■■■ forget where you have parked,or what county you are in.
Sod the pub,the carpark sounds a better bet
theres always one lol
Erm…no actually there`s 2 now!!
possibly three…i get breakdowns on there sometimes. 
xamtex:
pulled into the services at j9 M40 at 2245 last night for my break…just got in the bunk for a powernap when a white astra van stops at the top of the road…then starts flashing his headlights on and off…after a couple of minutes of this he drives off with his loud musical air horn blaring??
what a knobjockey?just deliberatly trying to wake the sleeping drivers?
I was parked once in one small and quiet industrial estate in Birmingham, when some youngsters came on their scooters and started to drive arround us. I asked them politely if they can move somewhere else as we are trying to sleep. Their answer was that “they do not doing any more noise than is done by their road legal vehicle and this is a public road, so they can ride there as much as they can”.
I turned on the ignition and applied reverse gear. Shortly the other driver did the same.
After few minutes one youngster came and asked me if I can turn 'this bloody beeping" off. Guess what my answer was?
toby1234abc:
If you walk through the hedge and forest by the truck park,head along a lane,there is a 17th century hunting lodge/pub,that does meals and real ales,there is a dogging car park
Nice to see you can have a pint and exercise your cab mutt at the same time…
Ken.
Would you um happen to have to have the GPS stats for the car park…
Its for research etc 
Yeah i’ve seen the same buffoons only the come out and play at Girvan harbour flying about music thumping and lights flashing if only they could see themselves
Steve the amount of time we’re getting off of a night now,you’ve got to find something to occupy your time haven’t you??
Is it the same ritual in all these “dogging” lay by’s,1 flash just the woman and 2 flashes her hubby comes with her to watch 
so i’ve been told 
Thetaff:
Is it the same ritual in all these “dogging” lay by’s,1 flash just the woman and 2 flashes her hubby comes with her to watchso i’ve been told
lol ■■■■ off
Thetaff:
Is it the same ritual in all these “dogging” lay by’s,1 flash just the woman and 2 flashes her hubby comes with her to watchso i’ve been told
and 3 flashes and they sus its thetaff int he headlights and they normally drive off at a fair speed
ASDADRIVER:
Yeah i’ve seen the same buffoons only the come out and play at Girvan harbour flying about music thumping and lights flashing if only they could see themselves
Lets face it , weve all done that . . albeit in a Mk 3 Cortina,Clash blaring from the cassette player
Happy days 
dazaster:
Thetaff:
Is it the same ritual in all these “dogging” lay by’s,1 flash just the woman and 2 flashes her hubby comes with her to watchso i’ve been told
and 3 flashes and they sus its thetaff int he headlights and they normally drive off at a fair speed
at least they can see me above the steering wheel!!!
how rude… mods i think taff needs pre-modding