Truely a skilled professional driver (sarc)

To the driver of Midland Bacon Company’s white s/s/c daf northbound on the M6 at junction 18.

I admire your skill at being able to drive your truck whilst alternating between 2 :open_mouth: handheld mobiles (1 in each hand)

NOT!

What a swine!

FCFI :unamused:

To that bloke with the new black XL Globetrotter on containers that i saw in Scarborough the other week… well done on ripping your mudguard off your skelly :laughing: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Maybe you should take up fishing mate :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue: :wink: :wink:

It weren’t my fault it was because

The wheel lock bar was too thick

The brackets designed to save the mudguard stays were too weak

It was a bnd side reverse so I didn’t see it happen

It was foggy

I was using the wrong bait

there was an R in the month

Mars was in the path of venus

The dog ate my homework

the cheques in the post

etc
etc
etc :laughing:

north surrey haulage:
It weren’t my fault it was because

The wheel lock bar was too thick

The brackets designed to save the mudguard stays were too weak

It was a bnd side reverse so I didn’t see it happen

It was foggy

I was using the wrong bait

there was an R in the month

Mars was in the path of venus

The dog ate my homework

the cheques in the post

etc
etc
etc :laughing:

FPML :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing:
On a serious note Sean, im having trouble getting freshwater trout on me hook… as you are the godfather of fishing, could you advise me as to what to do, ive tried mouldy Hovis, and they just dont want to know :confused:

P.S Anyone whos into fishing should send North Surrey Haulage a personal message with their problems(fishing related!), as he is the Daddy of fishing :sunglasses:,

Fish murderes :laughing: :laughing:

kindle530:
On a serious note Sean, im having trouble getting freshwater trout on me hook… as you are the godfather of fishing, could you advise me as to what to do, ive tried mouldy Hovis, and they just dont want to know :confused:

What you need is

a stick of dynamite
a short fuse
a box of matches/cigarette lighter
a net

or use the same bait as this bloke

kindle530:
P.S Anyone whos into fishing should send North Surrey Haulage a personal message with their problems(fishing related!), as he is the Daddy of fishing :sunglasses:,

For any Qureies see above for standard reply :wink:

:grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :wink: :wink: :wink:

north surrey haulage:
or use the same bait as this bloke

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: PMSL.

hoping he replys to my question,

What you need is

a stick of dynamite
a short fuse
a box of matches/cigarette lighter
a net

or use the same bait as this bloke

does this really work

i’ve got real problems fishing never caught owt.
I tried to fool the mrs into thinking I caught a haddock once but the batter gave it away

David5l:
hoping he replys to my question,

What you need is

a stick of dynamite
a short fuse
a box of matches/cigarette lighter
a net

or use the same bait as this bloke

does this really work

i’ve got real problems fishing never caught owt.
I tried to fool the mrs into thinking I caught a haddock once but the batter gave it away

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

David5l:
hoping he replys to my question,

Please refer back to the last line of my earlier post

Thank You

David5l:
hoping he replys to my question,

What you need is

a stick of dynamite
a short fuse
a box of matches/cigarette lighter
a net

or use the same bait as this bloke

does this really work

i’ve got real problems fishing never caught owt.
I tried to fool the mrs into thinking I caught a haddock once but the batter gave it away

I was even less impressed when you came home with crabs!!

mrs5l:

David5l:
hoping he replys to my question,

What you need is

a stick of dynamite
a short fuse
a box of matches/cigarette lighter
a net

or use the same bait as this bloke

does this really work

i’ve got real problems fishing never caught owt.
I tried to fool the mrs into thinking I caught a haddock once but the batter gave it away

I was even less impressed when you came home with crabs!!

:open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

I bet David5l is over the moon about the wife letting that one out of the bag :exclamation: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

:confused: :confused: :laughing: Quality :smiley: . Crab5l :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :sunglasses:

Rob K:

mrs51:
I was even less impressed when you came home with crabs!!

:open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

I bet David5l is over the moon about the wife letting that one out of the bag :exclamation: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

:confused: :confused: :laughing: Quality :smiley: . Crab5l :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :sunglasses:

I bet David is glad his good lady hadn’t read my tips on fishing post 'coz the same equipment can be used for other purposes :wink: :laughing:

what a prat!!! :imp:

Brave thing for margatemafia to say… as he could end up sleeping wid de feeeeshes.
if you got sleeping fishes, send Sean a P.M. he gave me tips on baiting lazy trouts, and im so lazy, after his advise, i gave up counting em after the first 200,