THESE ARE ALL TRIED AND PROVEN TO BE GUARANTEED TO HAVE ANY WOMAN WITHIN A 100 YARD RADIUS TO FALL FOR YOUR CHARMS
old or new,you must have been in some dubious truckstops with the attendant trollops in short supply…using these will bring a new meaning to the words…randy vanwarmer…
CHEESY CHATUP LINES.whats yours■■?
Me and my mate were in the pub last night and we shared our best chat up lines.
Some of his were so good I nearly went back to his place!
Your eyes are like spanners… Whenever you look at me my nuts tighten
U should be a parking ticket, coz u got “fine” written all over u
Saw a shooting star today and made a wish, looks like it came true when u walked in that door
Give us a go of your labia"
Are you wearing space pants? Cuz your ■■■ is out of this world
When in bed do u lie on ur front by any chance ?
No why ?
Can I lie on ur front then ?
How about I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonalds, I’ll have it my way and you’ll be loving it
I think you might have Ebola
Cause your eyes are bleeding gergous !!!
Heard what the scientists said?
No, what?
There will be only 7 planets left when I destroy Uranus.
You have pet insurance?
No… Why?
Pity, you’ll need it when I smash your ■■■■■.
Throw off your knickers and hop on for a spin
I may not be Fred Flinstone but I’ll make your bedrock
I bet you can’t wait until tonorrow? Why? Cuz you get better looking everyday ■■.
MY BEST CLAIM TO FAME WAS AFTER WATCHING THIS TART KNOCK BACK SEVERAL GUYS AND LOVING IT,I WENT OVER TO HER…TOOK HER BY THE ARM…LOOKED AT HER ARMPIT,AND WHEN SHE ASKED ME WHAT I WAS DOING,I REPLIED…YOU DONT SWEAT MUCH FOR A FAT BIRD…she flung her drink at me and missed…it went down the neck of the girls behind me,who kicked off bigtime…they all got flung out fighting as I stood with another guy laughing…another great night out surrounded with pavement princesses…( in this particular pub,they wernt actually prossies,just enthusiastic amatures)
theres some of mine…so whats yours■■?..