A young lady was visiting her Granny in the OAP home. She always got on well with her, and had open discussions. The youngster was newly married and enjoying her life. She asked her 90 yr old relative:
“Granny, how old are you when you lose interest in sex?”
“Oh” says Granny, “I don’t really know”
“Maybe you should ask Mary. She is 104 and might know”
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Brilliant. 
Aye if that’s the best you can do.
Jeez most of you lot must be ashamed of your ugliness not to put a pic on here.
Have I set the standards too HIGH or something, is that it?..after revealing my Adonis like looks.
Sometimes i think I just lack too much self confidence, I need to.address my modesty and be more forward…
(Tin hat on head 
)
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Ahhh, here we have a wild monkey in its natural environment.
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I don’t need to look, to see who wrote your posts, the theme makes it abundantly clear.
The sad part is, your lovely missus is well above average, but you make up for her, maintaining the status quo. 
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Had to revive this thread. ( if only to give my new no1 fan Spardo a pic of me to hang up. )
Also to show you my new passport pic.
Wife said last time I saw a pic like that it had ‘‘Dead or Alive’’ printed under it…bloody cheek (but I see her point
‘‘Ya aint coming in with jeans and trainers’’
Come on rest of you I know you can’t reach my standard of looks (or misguided confidence.) but don’t let that stop ya.
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Looks like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle
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I reckon me and thee should start up a ‘‘Hunks Escort Agency’’ mate…
sod this truck driving lark.
What d’ya reck?
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Absolutely. We could specialise in escorting ladies “of an age” who smell vaguely of wee, cabbage and deep heat 
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Oooh stop it man…yer getting me all hot and bothered.
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Said agency could sponsor a Mr. Trucknet competition. Going by the standard of the early entrants, even in Robroy’s newest, number one fan is in with a chance. 
10 years?
Has Kier been reading my TN posts ?
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With those ‘floral’ shorts and those legs I could fancy you myself .
P.S. the ‘shades’ complete the ensemble.
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You’re a worry, Grumpy. 
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Senility brings back the youth in us old uns much to the embarrassment of others but not ourselves
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I know……… I can’t help it.
But he’s safe, I was ‘spoken for’ 65 years ago (and she’s still here 
, I think I’ll keep her. )
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