So all the telly C.S.I. have there own theme tune courtesy of
the Who…What should T.N.C.S.I. have?
All road accidents/colllisions will now be solved by drivers passing by the scene at 56 mph, to save money, the accident investigators are now not longer required in these austerious times.
All evidence will be photographed by the passing driver, and a judgement in to what caused the accident will be followed up, with a technical report of what he saw.
toby1234abc:
All road accidents/colllisions will now be solved by drivers passing by the scene at 56 mph, to save money, the accident investigators are now not longer required in these austerious times.
All evidence will be photographed by the passing driver, and a judgement in to what caused the accident will be followed up, with a technical report of what he saw.
And all done, dusted and sorted within 15 minutes of impact - best of all, for free 
Socketset:
toby1234abc:
All road accidents/colllisions will now be solved by drivers passing by the scene at 56 mph, to save money, the accident investigators are now not longer required in these austerious times.
All evidence will be photographed by the passing driver, and a judgement in to what caused the accident will be followed up, with a technical report of what he saw.And all done, dusted and sorted within 15 minutes of impact - best of all, for free
And roads re-opened in double quick time, they could learn a thing or 2 from network rail and the london underground.
The Benny Hill Chase music.
I think the Bergarac theme would be good, with a couple of blokes in hi-viz walking off down the hard shoulder into the sunset, with a man sweeping up some glass watching them walk off
Edit: Or, a bloke slowly pulls up in a double cab pick up with a single flashing blue light, gets out and takes off his sunglasses and surveys the scene nodding to himself to the tune of Sade “Smooth operator”
I don’t know why, I seem to have given this too much thought lol
youtube.com/watch?v=6tf7rxlKoc4
youtube.com/watch?v=iq-YeD4L-bg
Your mission should you choose to accept it is to answer the questions as to why someone was sleeping on the main runway at Heathrow causing a Boeing to abort it’s landing. 
The muppets theme tune
Laurel & Hardy?
Murder she wrote theme as she was an interfering now it all as well . sorry didnt wont upset my fellow T.N.C.S.I. officers. What colour hi viz are we getting issued or do we have to knit our own. Turquoise would be nice 
toby1234abc:
All road accidents/colllisions will now be solved by drivers passing by the scene at 56 mph, to save money, the accident investigators are now not longer required in these austerious times.
All evidence will be photographed by the passing driver, and a judgement in to what caused the accident will be followed up, with a technical report of what he saw.
this made me chuckle.
How about - Never mind the ■■■■■■■■ . . ■■■ pistols 