Wednesday 2.15am Killingholme
I thought the forum was full of boring moaners so I`ve made a few notes about my week so far.
My truck has received many favourable comments since I carried out the mods. to my in cab cooking facilities, now I think it is time to improve the comfort side of things. I recently installed two Lazy-Boy recliners with a central coffee table and on the back wall fitted an Ikea Billy bookcase but had to shorten it so it would not cover up the picture of the Pope.
I also see that a lot of drivers now days have toy figures, Lego, teddies etc. in the cab for company so last week on Ebay I bought a fire damaged Ann Summers Kylie doll, but I had to give the bloke that sold it me negative feedback because the photo was misleading and only shows her good left side. When I blow her up with the air duster her right side looks like Steven Hawkins also during the night I found Kylie had a small leak and makes a slight hissing sound, this is comforting because my first wife also did this.
Many thanks for the suggestions as to what to do with a stick of rhubarb from my previous posting, but this did lead to an embarrassing encounter with a nice doctor at Carlisle General A + E department but I think I got away with it by telling her I sat on it while gardening in the ■■■■.
Got to go now, boat is due soon and its off to Dutchland. Say hello if you see me, Im the one who stands up to drive, for now.
