In addition to the IRT celeb drivers attending, I have decided that another celeb will mot go amiss.
What’s needed is a bit of Beaver. The Beavermobile will be attending, and tomorrow I shall use scientific methodology to determine the volume of chilled beer available in it’s fridge.
Using a complex method of algorithms, I will be able to determine which TNUK members are able to consume these refrigerated units of alcohol (FOC), and which will not. (In layman’s terms, if you are a known ■■■ on here you can have one ).
So if any of you lot are attending, please come and get your free beer. Drink it quickly and then bugger off
Dear Mr Beaver, following on from yesterday’s telephone conversation I can confirm that I shall be attending the above mentioned gathering. I stress that my attendance shall in no way be to observe polished thingys or even to engage in conversation with your good self, I, as stated by myself will merely be there to attempt to turn your alcohol into ■■■■.
I too would love to attend, but sadly my horse has gone and dropped one …therefore rendering me without transport to the said venue, i wonder if its possible to wrap a couple of your fine ales and send them by pony express, it would be gratefully received at this hour in need…many thanks…Lord of the manor.
dozy:
did mention it to Mrs as only 15 mins from where I live , but she’s already arranged for me to go clothes shopping with her to notts , can’t wait
truckyboy:
I too would love to attend, but sadly my horse has gone and dropped one …therefore rendering me without transport to the said venue, i wonder if its possible to wrap a couple of your fine ales and send them by pony express, it would be gratefully received at this hour in need…many thanks…Lord of the manor.
I will send a couple to your apprentice for you TB ( Darth Robroy ).