Any real truckers on era?
Everybobdy in bed!
Nope I think most are just ignoring you 
Troll question, like the ‘who’s a real biker’ on bike forums
Define real trucker and you may get some answers
Don’t recognise the word Trucker!
By your user-name ‘Jack-knife’, I don’t think your a real HGV driver 
and learn how to spell “here” 
Jack-knife:
Any real truckers on era?
Yes,there is sometimes one here
Paul:
Define real trucker and you may get some answers
One that can tie a dolly for starters…
ok i’ll bite.
yes i can rope and sheet, i can stay awake until the job is done, i fix my own lorry, and change my own wheels.
if i run out of water, i drink my own ■■■■, if i run out of that, i’ll pick up a hitchhiker so i can quench my thirst.
i never leave home without a magnet, blown fuse, and a length of wire.
limeyphil:
ok i’ll bite.
yes i can rope and sheet,
i never leave home without a magnet, blown fuse, and a length of wire.
well thats two of us, anymore?
limeyphil:
ok i’ll bite.
yes i can rope and sheet, i can stay awake until the job is done, i fix my own lorry, and change my own wheels.
if i run out of water, i will drink Beer or Cider.
i never leave home without a Hammer, blown fuse, and a length of wire.
OK,you got the Job
Did ya phone the Lad for the Iran Job?
Jack-knife:
Any real truckers on era?
What part of Pluto are you from?
limeyphil:
ok i’ll bite.
yes i can rope and sheet, i can stay awake until the job is done, i fix my own lorry, and change my own wheels.
if i run out of water, i drink my own ■■■■, if i run out of that, i’ll pick up a hitchhiker so i can quench my thirst.
i never leave home without a magnet, blown fuse, and a length of wire.
ARGHHHHH CRAP… I cant Rope and Sheet
A real trucker can do a 36hr shift and not moan to his gaffer about it. 
pavaroti:
A real trucker can do a 36hr shift and not moan to his gaffer about it.
Pah! used to do that before breakfast in a truck with no heater, no seat, crash gear box, no power steering, and all for 35p an hour, and you tell the young un’s that and they just won’t believe you!
I can sheet in under 10 seconds. That qualifies me then.
Muckaway:
I can sheet in under 10 seconds. That qualifies me then.
limeyphil:
ok i’ll bite.
yes i can rope and sheet, i can stay awake until the job is done, i fix my own lorry, and change my own wheels.
if i run out of water, i drink my own ■■■■, if i run out of that, i’ll pick up a hitchhiker so i can quench my thirst.
i never leave home without a magnet, blown fuse, and a length of wire.
There’s a job going for you on the Discovery Channel - Bear Grylls has just ended his contract 