Trucker wakes up in hospital

The male patient is lying in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four hour operation.
A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

“Nurse”, he mumbles from behind the mask, “Are my testicles black?”

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, I’m only here to wash your hands and feet.”
He struggles again to ask, “Nurse, …are my testicles black?”

Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his ■■■■■ in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them!”

The man pulls off his oxygen mask and says very slowly, "That felt great but listen very, very closely: …

are…my…test…results…back?"

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Very Good Wheel Nut :laughing: