Trucker Santa!

Bringing gifts for TruckNet UK members

All in Fun!!! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

For Starters… I will add more later…

For
Vince… a reunuion party with ALL ex-Russia drivers

AtkiG11 … A decsion on which truck to buy

LucyR… A Renault Premium…

Zzarbean the complete unabridged copy of the rules to M/C (all 113 volumes)

Ro Ro… a sense of reality

Cliff Warby … A freeway under the Atlantic… from Atlanta direct to Deputy Dawgs…

Bully… any truck with a Synchro Box

Krankee… an Unbreakable computer…and a site Owner without a delete button

Davey Driver Another change to drivers rules so he can on yet another jaunt… I mean business trip to the far East

FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN>>> BUT PLEASE KEEP THEM GOOD NATURED AND FUN!! :smiley: :smiley:

Steveo99 … A new wig… (Blonde really isnt your colour mate)

Mrs Mix …Automatic delete machine… handy for Children and husbands, so she can spend even MORE time looking after us lot on here.

AlliKat … Green card with free American Hunk thrown in!!

Pat … An Answerphone that automatically filters out stupid questions/requests at 11.30 pm

Coffeholic permanent intravenous infussion of cafeine

Now Track Santa as he brings your prezzy’s.

www.noradsanta.org

Thanks Rikki!

And for Rikki:
A new trucknet UK server, which has no lag, 100% reliability, and costs nothing to run. And a new wallet, with some cash in that he doesn’t need Lucy’s permission to spend :wink:

Rikki… A barrel of John Smiths and asprin.

AndyM… A Woman.

Allikat… A Man.

Pat… Rikki :stuck_out_tongue:

Pat Hasler… Long Johns to keep his bits warm.

Cliff Warby… Anything made in America.

LucyR… Anything!!! with Vodka in it.

Simon… A new skirt.

Jonboy… Razor’s and anything in pink.

Samb… 20 Benson & Hedges.

Dafman… An ERF.

Krankee… A Mac.

Coffeholic… PG Tips.

mrs mix… A babysitter.

ro-ro… An IQ.

Kathy… More hours in a day.

Vince… Subscription to the PDA.

Zzarbean… A swear box.

Bully

**Andy M…**Years subscription to Dateline :sunglasses:

**Jonboy…**bunch of Bananas :wink:

**The Big One…**A new life :cry:

**Coffeeholic…**Shares in Nescafe/Kenco etc… :open_mouth:

**Pat Hasler…**A shovel(by the sound of things) :frowning:

**03 Sprinter…**A Ford Transit :smiling_imp:

**Minimerc…**An Actros Megaspace :unamused:

**Bully…**New collar and lead :smiley:

**Lucy R…**Shares in Smirnoff and Nurofen :laughing:

Dan.

Bully:
Coffeholic… [zb]

Bully

Edited for foul and offensive language :open_mouth: :unamused: :wink: :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue: