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eagerbeaver:
I am sad to inform you that Robroy is dead.RIP in peace, sweet prince.
YOU are definitely on the list ! 
Dead people are usually quiet.
Agreed. The ability to sarcastically destroy via primate tongue/keyboard.
HARDNESS RATING 10/10.
E B lol 
Muckles; all very well saying if you lot ‘went’ for us; the truth of the matter is that you would all trip up over your ■■■■ bags, and then we could 2at you with your tattered A-Z 
And as a so called mate Mr Beaver, where do I fit in?
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As a mate who owes me a beer, you fit in the top bracket mate
Also, you too have endured having your left knee worn down to the knee cap in that $hitty Actros of yours which makes you harder than reading Carryfast’s posts.(and that’s really hard).
Oh Mr Beaver, it’s only a brand spanking new Merc, you’ll get one, one day.
I need some tank polishing tips. Please don’t tell me I need to read the instructions on that bottle of white diamond I bought. Done about 2 hours at it an my exhaust so far, and it only looks slightly better than the day I got into it.
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I may regret asking but what score to the ladies get?
I fall into 2 categories as I had an old Ford D series horsebox but am a newbie class 1 driver (and a girl)
It had better be a good one or I shall be round yours with a few whips to sort you out
good_friend:
I may regret asking but what score to the ladies get?I fall into 2 categories as I had an old Ford D series horsebox but am a newbie class 1 driver (and a girl)
It had better be a good one or I shall be round yours with a few whips to sort you out
Don’t say that, he’ll have the cameras set up in readiness
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PaulNowak:
Don’t say that, he’ll have the cameras set up in readinessSent using smoke and mirrors.
Broke a few of them in my time…
good_friend:
I may regret asking but what score to the ladies get?I fall into 2 categories as I had an old Ford D series horsebox but am a newbie class 1 driver (and a girl)
It had better be a good one or I shall be round yours with a few whips to sort you out
DAVE [emoji341] DAVE [emoji341]Where are 'ya-
We’ve got Good_friend threatening us with Whips & ■■■■■■■ [emoji12]
robroy:
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eagerbeaver:
I am sad to inform you that Robroy is dead.RIP in peace, sweet prince.
YOU are definitely on the list !
Can you ask Jimmy Savile where he buried all the dead kids bodies?
Also remind him it’s twenty five years since I sent him that request to have Bonnie Langford sit on my face and I’ve still heard nothing back…
OAD-you owe me a bacon & egg buttie. Just dropped mine reading your post! PMSL 
Good Friend. As an ‘experienced lady’, you fall into a completely different category.
Experienced ladies who threaten to whip should not be fighting. They should be adored
eagerbeaver:
Good Friend. As an ‘experienced lady’, you fall into a completely different category.Experienced ladies who threaten to whip should not be fighting. They should be adored
Thank you, you made me laugh
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Hey where are the Ex SAS RDC heroes , and the I am only driving this van as a favour Because my unit is broke brigade .
And my group of medically retired early geezers !..who are lovers not fighters anyway !
There needs to be a rethink.
Oh and what group is Connor going in ?, and as a last thought their should be a deviant group head up by you know who !!!
Ex special forces are the hallmarks of the GENERAL driver category 3W. As one myself I cannot really divulge too much info about these drivers…official secrets act etc…besides, if I told you I would then have to kill you.
Did I ever tell you about the time I just missed the ferry?
LATE EDIT…Conor is a limper and is included in the ‘couldn’t fight their way out of a wet paper bag’ sub category. Dipper Dave(who I assume you allude to), is a box jockey I think and therefore thinks about very little else other than ■■■■.
EB, can you give me a catergory. Had my class 1 a year. Class 2 two years. Been driving 7.5 for years before that. Ex bus driver too. Pull flats mainly, sometimes curtain. But even though I am a relative newbie I can rope and sheet and the first truck I drove was a Ford Cargo.
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After consulting with the elders, I have it on good authority that roping and sheeting MUST be done through no less than 24 winters to count as ‘experience’. You must also know how to do a dolly knot in the dark, and light fires under your diesel tank.
In light of this, you are still a newbie. HARDNESS RATING 5/10.