What’s the best, worst, funniest, weirdest or just plain meaningless tag line you have seen written on a truck or van?
Saw “Colder than a penguins pecker” on a fridge lorry earlier, and seen “no stools kept on this vehicle overnight” on a sewage truck recently.
“Best erection in town” on the back of a scaffold truck doesn’t count 
Riverside freight at purfleet had taking your freight further on the trailers.
Used to make me think what do they tracks the long route to the drop or something.
480 horses driven by one stallion - on an OD truck delivering to Morrisons Northwich a few years ago always made me chuckle
all those any/every/time - any/every/where, just try to ring them on a friday afternoon…
Stuck behind one of Mainland Group’s rigids at 32mph on the A43 between Northampton and Kettering one day and noticed their tag line is “The road ahead is clear”
Of course it is, everyone not sitting behind him has been home for hours by now…
AndyH71:
Stuck behind one of Mainland Group’s rigids at 32mph on the A43 between Northampton and Kettering one day and noticed their tag line is “The road ahead is clear”Of course it is, everyone not sitting behind him has been home for hours by now…
Good strategy. Make people smile about being held up by a wagon. One of McCains wagons had “Stuck behind a slow moving lorry? Never mind, tuck in to [insert product name here] when you get home” plastered on the back etc etc. If you are stuck behind said lorry you cannot help but grin and accept it and become a little bit hungry at the same time 
Also loving the ginsters campaign of ‘man can not live on crisps alone’ on the side of their vans 
Selling fatty nutrition free crud in place of fatty nutrition free crud! Bet someone got paid more for coming up with that slogan than I will get paid in 20 years. Advertising is where the cash is at chaps.
Patel and son builders. You’ve tried the cowboys, give the indians a go
Joe Bloggs Haulage: where great service never stops.
I always thinks maybe that’s why they have so many accidents then!
crowlands driving school in romford use “one L of a driving school” on back of there trucks
You can if you’re Cox-Long
Still don’t get “It’s that pole in Leek” though.
Local skip firm, Micks Skips have “We don’t talk rubbish, we move it”. It should read “We also drive it” (they run ancient junk).
Youngmans
“Innovative Work At Height Solutions” 
WTF■■? Just say ladders like normal people!
NathanB:
You can if you’re Cox-Long
Still don’t get “It’s that pole in Leek” though.
Local skip firm, Micks Skips have “We don’t talk rubbish, we move it”. It should read “We also drive it” (they run ancient junk).
Remember reading about this in a truck mag a few years back. Im sure it had something to do with people in Leek not knowing his name, but knew of him and knew he was a pole. So basicly he just got refered to as that pole in Leek.
Hate “Logistics”; What’s happened to haulage?
Used to like the andyfreight one. Picture of a baby on the back doors with “the only thing not delivered by andyfreight” on it.
Dont know who the haulier is, but the trailers with “EAT MORE CHIPS” always makes me smile. 
lilysgranpa:
Dont know who the haulier is, but the trailers with “EAT MORE CHIPS” always makes me smile.
D Mortimer & Sons.
saw a Hovis truck driving along with “drivers wanted” on the back… I kept well away from that truck!
Stute in Paderborn, whose main business is supplying dodgy orange juice to Aldi, now have “Finest fruit solutions” emblazoned on their trailers 
This is following a trend in Germany to present your organisation as hip and happening by employing an English tag line, dreamt up by some jumped up graduate.
I just think it makes them look like ■■■■
I can’t do with all that management speak, all “logistics solutions” and all that…grrr!
we do haulage, not logistics.
caution, driver sleeping.
500 horses, 1 donkey.