Posted this in new drivers by mistake!
I’ve got a ■■■■■■ flux capacitor in my truck. Looking for a parts dealer in Glasgow. Heard there was one at 1885 main street but it was closed down in 1985 apparently! It just gives out a ■■■■ load of sparks in the dash as soon as it hits 88km/h.
Any ideas?
Hammer?
if that fails a bigger hammer?
if that fails
Phone up the RAC
what you need to do is find a clock tower, then dangle a cable from the top of the clock, round a tree, then across the road, then attach this to a lamp post.
you need a pole of about 7’ pretruding from where the flux capacitor once was.
wait for a thunder storm, get your vehicle up to 88mph, and hit the cable with pole at exactly the time that the lightning strikes the clock tower.
you will then go back to 1985, so you can get hold of a new flux capacitor.
Its quite straight forward when you think about it.