Just how do you manage this?
Easy really, your attention is wrongly focused on the front near side alone and you neglect for a split second what the offside rear of your trailer is doing (in this case it was climbing an embankment) and voila, your trailer is having a lie down.
someone opened an agency in somerset?
All clear. It was the Tree’s fault 
Copy:
It was the tree’s second victim in five years.
Agency + Sat Nav = Disaster Darling 
How many times in my short bendy (insert homophobic insult here 
) I have scrapped through, then glanced left and thought, “bugger me” that was a fluke 
Immigrant:
All clear. It was the Tree’s faultCopy:
It was the tree’s second victim in five years.
Mastering possessive apostrophes is very impressive when considering a lot of the simpler stuff you seem to have not.
In the good old days - British drivers from the actual locale drove the roads in that area - thus removing both the need for Satnavs that hadn’t been invented yet, or drivers from outside the area, as the wages were high enough to attract “father to son” locale talent into the jobs as they became vacant.
Immigrant:
All clear. It was the Tree’s faultCopy:
It was the tree’s second victim in five years.
Straight from the Dozy book of excuses