SirNickleBarsteward:
Visiting certain bargain basement cheapskate supermarket RDC’s, (one begins with AL and the other begins with LI… we all know who they are ! ) then waiting hours for a bay, then having to unload the whole trailer yourself 'cos they’re too cheap to employ workers to help with unloading.
Then waiting 1hr for paperwork…
I have asked when having to use there stores, can you pack my shopping, when they ask why, they seem horrified that you asked, then I take my time bagging up at the checkout, and could you move that pallet, I want the other stuff.
I don’t object to self tipping as it gets the heart rate up and some exercise, it’s better then waiting in a boring waiting room watching Jeremy Kyle repeats .
They have paid for their products, they have the right to check their stock , I know sometimes it seems a long time, this is how they keep their shop prices low .
Dumb car drivers that brake hard when they see a Highways England patrol and think it’s the police,they also refuse to overtake the patrol vehicle .
Illegal overloaded vans and trailers with missing lights or broken lights , ripped off side mirrors on both sides , illegal excessively noisy motorbikes, normally teenagers with scrambler dirt bikes with missing L plates or torn ones , and insisting on going up and down the same street 10 times, early in the morning or late at night, you can hear them coming from 10 miles away .
Car drivers with folded in side mirrors , a great idea to see motorbikes .
Cars towing trailers to the recycling centre with one piece of string or rope holding down a full house move .
Kent county council and their Nimby no thundering menacing juggernauts to park in their patch mentality , wheel clamping is now illegal but not for those parasites .
Lane Hoggers especially through a 10 mile stretch of roadworks.
Idiots that drive with rear fog lights on clear sunny days.
Fuel pumps are for FUELING UP guys NOT doing your weekly shopping, browsing the magazine racks, drinking your coffee, takin a dump while reading the paper from front to back, and chit chatterin with the cashiers about your crap day.
Foreign drivers taking tacho breaks in ERA bays and emptying the contents of their cab and bowels ( yes the second one does happen!) down the kerbside.
■■■■ trailer brakes that come on automatically through night if you lose your air.
Especially if you have parked tight up to a hedge the night before, with nettles, to stop getting your fuel nicked…as I found out the other morning getting out in my shorts.
robroy:
[zb] trailer brakes that come on automatically through night if you lose your air.
Especially if you have parked tight up to a hedge the night before, with nettles, to stop getting your fuel nicked…as I found out the other morning getting out in my shorts.
when i saw you had posted rob i was expecting maupay…
robroy:
[zb] trailer brakes that come on automatically through night if you lose your air.
Especially if you have parked tight up to a hedge the night before, with nettles, to stop getting your fuel nicked…as I found out the other morning getting out in my shorts.
when i saw you had posted rob i was expecting maupay…
Watching it now,…shows how much I’m enjoying it when I’m also posting on here .
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Suedehead:
People that press the button on a pedestrian crossing when you are 50 yards away from it, walk straight across and by the time you get there, the light has gone red and said bell end is well away
I would so love to bring the wagon to a sudden stop, get out, frog-march said bellend back across the road (preferably at gunpoint), make him press the button again and wait for the green man before telling him (Phil Mitchell style) ‘That’s how it’s done, don’t you ever cross when there’s a red man showing. I’ll find out where you live and I’ll come for you if you do’
Em, getting a bit carried away here.
Totally agree with this even though I have been guilty of said offence in the past!
Turning up at transport office getting paperwork and keys do daily check then discover radio is a dud! Feel like marking vehicle as unroadworthy and going home!
robroy:
[zb] trailer brakes that come on automatically through night if you lose your air.
Especially if you have parked tight up to a hedge the night before, with nettles, to stop getting your fuel nicked…as I found out the other morning getting out in my shorts.
Parked near a hedge■■? You weren’t Giving it a night-out Dozy stylee was you.
robroy:
[zb] trailer brakes that come on automatically through night if you lose your air.
Especially if you have parked tight up to a hedge the night before, with nettles, to stop getting your fuel nicked…as I found out the other morning getting out in my shorts.
Parked near a hedge■■? You weren’t Giving it a night-out Dozy stylee was you.
Planned to park on ind est at Marlborough, (parked there years ago) a short walk to town, and garage on site for bog and coffee in morning…ideal.
Just about to park up, saw the signs…'No parking/CCTV/fines.
Would not give them the satisfaction of the bastds screwing money out of me, (hope they all die soon ) so ended up in a ■■■■ lay by just outside Hungerford
It was well lit up, could have walked into town but a mixture of too late and couldn’t be arsed…Joy’s of tramping.
Ok,.a bit dozy stylee but different…for supper home made curry,followed by strawberries and cream, beer and latte… as opposed to Ginsters pie and can of Lilt.
(Even had Saturday night out due to catalogue of ■■■■ ups. )
A-holes that your overtaking that sit next to you and then at the last minute take the next exit…[emoji2959][emoji2959]
Other A-holes that sit at 50,52 mph and as you go past they let it roll to 56, 57 leaving you stranded looking like a proper tool…
All the drivers that can’t be arsed to indicate going round roundabouts and only remember they actually have them fitted when they get to the exit they want…
Also the ignorant and selfish drivers that because they are on the night shift everybody else nearby should be awake, or at the very least should want to hear what they are saying to their mate…[emoji2959][emoji2959][emoji2959]
robroy:
[zb] trailer brakes that come on automatically through night if you lose your air.
Especially if you have parked tight up to a hedge the night before, with nettles, to stop getting your fuel nicked…as I found out the other morning getting out in my shorts.
Parked near a hedge■■? You weren’t Giving it a night-out Dozy stylee was you.
Planned to park on ind est at Marlborough, (parked there years ago) a short walk to town, and garage on site for bog and coffee in morning…ideal.
Just about to park up, saw the signs…'No parking/CCTV/fines.
Would not give them the satisfaction of the bastds screwing money out of me, (hope they all die soon ) so ended up in a [zb] lay by just outside Hungerford
It was well lit up, could have walked into town but a mixture of too late and couldn’t be arsed…Joy’s of tramping.
Ok,.a bit dozy stylee but different…for supper home made curry,followed by strawberries and cream, beer and latte… as opposed to Ginsters pie and can of Lilt.
(Even had Saturday night out due to catalogue of [zb] ups. )
