He needed a ladder to get up to his cab… so poked a hole in his tights…
Luv
Chrisie… 
Ladytrucker679:
He deserved 10 points on his licence for wearing a gold thong with tan boots it’s a wonder the fashion police didn’t get him too!
PMSL!!! Only you, Lady!!
I wonder if he was called Emily Howard.
Many years ago I knew a guy who was pre op & got the sack from his job working for the Trades Council (a coalition of the trade unions,) as he had been featured in the local press, you know the kind of thing, ex HGV driver has ■■■ change etc etc. & the unions felt it reflected badly on them. 
Until then I had always thought that the trade unions were opposed to discrimination & sacking people for issues in their private lives which do not effect or impinge upon their work lives. HOW WRONG I WAS.
I have worked with a he/she at a builders merchant on the south coast, apparently she/he has had the full op, nice enough person, always willing to help, more then some of the other drivers were. I wonder if the driver is still employed??
That geezer in the tights was hilarious! you couldnt write it! 
The guy only has himself to blame as he can do what he
likes in is cab but he exposed himself in public ect and
got himself arrested.
Very funny post
self edited comment about a ■■■■■■ using it or losing it…
daxi:
Many years ago I knew a guy who was pre op & got the sack
Ouch painfull that!! 
Hey Simon…you need my permission before you tell everyone…
reminds me of a commotion in dover a few years ago…came off the ferry and there was something going on outside the wheelhouse seems that a driver had asphixiated himself from the top bunk…when they got the door open and found him after being parked for a couple of days he had womens underwear on…an orange stuffed in his mouth…and a plastic bag around his head…no need to do that just because customs were taking their time…strange…he was a northerner too…
have a nice day
I bet the guy in the TV show had blue lights in his windscreen… 
Coppers would have probably let him off
if he’d been wearing a high vis vest
Perhaps a visit from Trinny and Susannah?
Well Susannah anyway. More likely to be ■■■■■■ that accompanies her…