Gentleman, i am sending you to join the best of the best, yes you are going to Stobbies Lorry Driving School.
Just as a bit of a laugh, what would the film be like, give us some of your clip ideas.
Weighbridge, this is Stobbie One, permission for a fly-by…
Goose hitting a low bridge instead of the cockpit canopy
Mark Dixon doing a “drive past” at the offices forcing all the traffic planners to put their hands to their ears and shout swear words in disgust at what has just happened.
Ashley giving it the FINGER 
Lmao at that pic
Me too - Funny as f***!!
Albion1971: “You really are a bunch of cowboys”.
Driver: “What’s your problem old man?”
Albion 1971: “You’re everyone’s problem. That’s because every time you go up the road you’re ‘unsafe’. I don’t like you because you’re dangerous”.
Driver: “That’s right old man! I am dangerous!”
I’ve got multiple bogey’s…dammed day drivers wiping them on the steering wheel 
He went like this
I went like that
I said to Bertie Where’d he go?
Bertie said Where’d who go?
Note: I would not be having this conversation whist wearing a small white towel and baby oil.
The song to a retiring Stobbies driver in the style of Top Gun
You lost that truckin’ feeling,
Whoa, that truckin’ feeling,
You’ve lost that truckin’ feeling,
Now it’s gone…gone…gone…woooooah
Scania, scania, I get down on my knees for you.
If you would only love me like you used to do, yeah.
We had ablue…adblue…adblue you don’t find everyday.
So don’t…don’t…don’t…don’t let it slip away.
bazza123:
Albion1971: “You really are a bunch of cowboys”.
Driver: “What’s your problem old man?”
Albion 1971: “You’re everyone’s problem. That’s because every time you go up the road you’re ‘unsafe’. I don’t like you because you’re dangerous”.
Driver: “That’s right old man! I am dangerous!”
Quality
I feel the need
the need for green
Drift:
The song to a retiring Stobbies driver in the style of Top GunYou lost that truckin’ feeling,
Whoa, that truckin’ feeling,
You’ve lost that truckin’ feeling,
Now it’s gone…gone…gone…woooooahScania, scania, I get down on my knees for you.
If you would only love me like you used to do, yeah.We had ablue…adblue…adblue you don’t find everyday.
So don’t…don’t…don’t…don’t let it slip away.
PMSL
Opening Score-
“Take My Truck Away"
Watching every motion
In my foolish Driver’s game
On this endless M1
Finally Driver’s know no shame
Turning and Burning
To some secret RDC inside
Driving in slow motion
As you Spin it round and say
Take my Scania away
Take my Daf away
Watching I keep waiting
Still anticipating a Quick Getaway
Never hesitating
To become the fated Delay
Turning and Burning
To some secret Dock to find
Driving in slow motion
As you turn to me and say
My PPE Glove
Take my Man away
Through the Windscreen & Frilly Curtains I saw you
In time you slipped the Clutch away
When the Gearbox crashed I called you
And turned to hear you say
Here’s your P45 today
I am underpowered
Take my Volvo away
Take my Merc’ away
Watching every Gear Change
In this foolish Driver’s game
Haunted by theRange Change
Somewhere there’s a Gear in flames
Turning and Burning
To some secret place Warehouse
Driving in slow motion
As you turn into my yard and say
Take my ERF away
Take my Scammel away
we need a clapping icon
I need to get to bed early, I’ve got a 04.30 start in the morning.