AT CORLEY SOUTHBOUND what a class 1 KNOB carnage imminent 
The winner of this weeks most non-sensical post is…THIS ONE! 
Is it like that episode of the Simpson where Bart and Millhouse repainted the lines in a car park but made them slightly narrower so when people parked they couldn’t open their doors and were trapped■■? Screams of ‘I can’t breathe!’ soon followed…utter carnage. 
Love a bit of carnage
I was in there on Thursday evening, and couldn’t quite work out what was going through their minds!
For those of us who havent been there, what have they done to the lines to cause carnage?
robinhood_1984:
For those of us who havent been there, what have they done to the lines to cause carnage?
Yes,tell us tell us please, the suspense is killing me â– â– ?
I might have to jump in the car and run up for a look,
Madguy 
They’ve painted new parking lines around the edge, so that trucks park side by side with trailers backed into the kerb-edge, but left the lines in the middle of the area so that those trucks can still park in rows. If the park is full, there is no way for those parked around the edge to get out, as their bonnets will be facing straight into the side of one of the trucks in the middle bit.
Sorry if this sounds confused, it would be easier to draw a picture. Imagine a daisy - the petals being the trucks around the dge, the middle being those all parked up in straight lines. If you’re overnighting, it’s probably not too bad at the dge, but if you’re on a 45 you could get stuck there for a while…
Gary
I bet they want you to get stuck, then they can charge a fine for being there to long ! 
Madguy