Tiffany's CV

Tiffany’s CV

To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum counting.
I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person .
I no my spelling is not too good …
My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely.
Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

Sinseerly, Tiffanny

PS : Becauze my CV is a bit short I sent a pickture of me…

Employer Response

Don’t worry Tiffany, we have spellchecker. See you on Monday!

I don’t believe it was her finger hitting the keyboard that typed her CV.

Imagine her typing speed if she uses both of 'em! :open_mouth:

The keyboard is still under there somewhere!

She needs to get on a weighbridge shes overloaded :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

If that tree wasn’t there she’d be horizontal!

Wheel Nut:

Nice suit!