Thought it was a load of pants

Today I was at a delivery point and waited coming on for 2 hours whilst watching staff just walking about having a giggle and not doing anything whilst 3 drivers are waiting to be unloaded. The conversation went like this,

Me, Driver 1 and Jack (The lad)

Me: I think I prefer to wait here then at Tesco’s
Jack: Guess how long I had to wait at Tesco’s to unload ■■■■■■■ 6 pallets?
Me: How long?
Jack: 22 hours! I was there from 1am till 5 am the next day (Is it me or is that slightly longer?)
Me & Driver1: ■■■■ me really?
Jack: Yeah they asked me to move and I went "You can ■■■■ off I am not moving, I will call the police. So I called the police and they attended, told Tesco’s to place to trailers either side to get a good nights sleep whilst still on the bay.
Driver: This happens a lot don’t it (then looks at me with a funny look)
Jack: Yes to ■■■■■■■ right it does

There’s me thinking what was said about the chalk crap I thought it was just ■■■■■■■■. I have now had my virgin ears broken in to and heard the Tesco story :smiley:

chalk.jpg.

no stick of pink there

just saying

Did he have the thousand yard stare?

chester:
Did he have the thousand yard stare?

No, but when he was telling the story he was like a flying RAT (Pigeon)

There’s something missing from this story…

Why the KFC?

Driver-Once-More:
no stick of pink there

just saying

It’s obvious why! They’ve been using it so much it’s run out.

mucker85:

Driver-Once-More:
no stick of pink there

just saying

It’s obvious why! They’ve been using it so much it’s run out.

Tesco also sold out