If you’re looking for a tramping job with microwave fertilities this one could be for you… 
Flexible employees,ok. But microwave fertilities? How flexible?
“Looking after your work life balance is our top priority, working with the some of the most well-known and respected clients & insuring the best possible work is available to you.”
“Rate of £900 per week achieved by full working hours over 6 shifts but in keeping with thacograph law and legislation”
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“Looking after your work life balance is our top priority, working with the some of the most well-known and respected clients & insuring the best possible work is available to you.”“Rate of £900 per week achieved by full working hours over 6 shifts but in keeping with thacograph law and legislation”
time to get Grammarly or visit Specsavers…
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Don’t get why a company based in Edinburgh is advertising for drivers in Redditch…not exactly.local is it
Microwave fertilities? This interests me… turned on for 10 minutes then the eggs blow up. Result? No bun in the oven.
The thing that made me laugh wasn’t the microwave, it was the ‘‘Looking after your work life balance is our top priority’’
Firstly an agency saying that in the first place is laughable in it’s self, when did they start giving a ■■■■ about drivers welfare ffs,… but then to go on and say the wage is a achievable by basically working every legal ■■■■ hour you can…and you can sure as hell bet those ‘earnings’ include your 5 nights out.
Aye right.
I’d sooner carry on doing my 50 hours in my average paid job, and buy and use me own ■■■■ microwave ‘fertilities’ thanks.
A few more of my favourite lines from the ad;
“After 200 hours (about 4 weeks) of work you will get a gift box also a Loyalty card – which will earn you a £1 for each shift worked for us.”
“Experience not necessary but can be advantageous.”
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It’s an agency - they tell lies - what exactly did you all expect?
Lets face it agencies have been telling us all lies for years yet they are still here and the gullible are still working for them .
Tramping up to six days,this may include weekends…really 
Rate of £900 per week achieved by full working hours over 6 shifts but in keeping with thacograph law and legislation.
Not a lot of work/life balance here.
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I’m guessing the blue chip company is Amazon. So let’s guess at the trucks being Slam dunk.
Dont really care about spelling mistakes in job adverts.
My best employer could neither read nor right. Paid in cash and never messed me about.
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I’m guessing the blue chip company is Amazon. So let’s guess at the trucks being Slam dunk.
If it’s in Redditch it’s most likely Flybynite who sub for slam on Amazon work.
beefy4605:
It’s an agency - they tell lies - what exactly did you all expect?
Lets face it agencies have been telling us all lies for years yet they are still here and the gullible are still working for them .
Hold on…
Hold on hold on. I’ve been agency for the last two decades. It suits me down to the ground for how I want to live my life.
I don’t deny they lie and rob drivers blind at every opportunity but you shouldn’t generalise like that. There are gullible drivers doing stupid hours for peanuts but, there are also other drivers making a comfy living on their own terms.
Jaxo:
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I’m guessing the blue chip company is Amazon. So let’s guess at the trucks being Slam dunk.If it’s in Redditch it’s most likely Flybynite who sub for slam on Amazon work.
Yup" I realised after about 20 minutes later.
adam277:
Dont really care about spelling mistakes in job adverts.
My best employer could neither read nor right. Paid in cash and never messed me about.
Bet said employer didn’t contradict themselves as much as the author of this advert did though?
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“No handball expected with this job”
Not by you but certainly by them. 
yourhavingalarf:
beefy4605:
It’s an agency - they tell lies - what exactly did you all expect?
Lets face it agencies have been telling us all lies for years yet they are still here and the gullible are still working for them .Hold on…
Hold on hold on. I’ve been agency for the last two decades. It suits me down to the ground for how I want to live my life.
I don’t deny they lie and rob drivers blind at every opportunity but you shouldn’t generalise like that.
And you have just agreed with everthing I said so why not?
New Amazon warehouse opening soon in Redditch.