What gets your billy goat, here is mine, feel free to add yours.
Camper vans that are being relocated to shows or other dealer sites that have a five foot long by one foot wide banner or sticker in the windscreen at an angle blocking the view out of the windscreen, explain that to the Judge when you fail see a motorcyclist and kill him/her.
Car drivers with one or both wing mirrors folded in, plain laziness.
Cars with their sat nav lit up at night like Blackpool tower, as they do not know where the night option button is, you see a lit up face like a ghost, they place the sat nav right in front of their face, that is a good idea.
Posting an opinion which differs from the OP on this site and getting told that it is a load of phish because the first poster thinks they know it all so must be correct.
Catching up with car on a Duel carriageway, catching, catching, catching, nearly there, go to overtake & they put their foot down ! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !
People that don’t use the search function
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Watching the Rugby, two guys next to me saying “bloody hell” “jesus christ” “ooft” “so fast” “they are some big hits”
- STFU!!
- Have you never watched a game of rugby? These tackles are tame for Fiji
- STFU!!
The driver that has to do the job at super sonic speed when you get a steady time to do it.
Why ■■ it up for everyone else 
martinviking:
Catching up with car on a Duel carriageway, catching, catching, catching, nearly there, go to overtake & they put their foot down ! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !
People who spell dual carriageway incorrectly[emoji1]
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martinviking:
Catching up with car on a Duel carriageway, catching, catching, catching, nearly there, go to overtake & they put their foot down ! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !
People who spell dual carriageway incorrectly[emoji1]
Ha ha ! FIAL !
(It’s the French Way, like Le & La [emoji4])
Hanging the Washing Up
(& Ironing)
Bull fighting spears and dream catchers in lorry cabs, whatever floats your boat.
The Stobarts driver at Tesco Reading this afternoon. If he’d have told anyone else that he’d come all the way from Thurrock and only lifted off the gas to join the M4, then got straight back on it, I’d have lost the plot!!!
He told one of his colleagues twice, and was on the verge of telling him a third time, until a Maritime driver told him that his “mate” didn’t speak a word of English.
Pretentious, poncy blokes in ill-fitting, cheap suits, silky neck scarves and ludicrous pointy shoes, clutching a Costa coffee or iphone at arms length like its some kind of declaration of coolness. Possibly also sporting an utterly inappropriate, freshly acquired beard and blotting out any chance of interaction with the real world by the constant wearing of white earbuds. These "fashion" nuggets also seem to exude the belief that their dreary, mediocre office jobs are a surefire fast-track route to a big bucks, executive lifestyle. Make em do a physical daysgraft and watchem drop like flies. 
Citroen Berlingos, either really crap, or driven by the worlds crappest drivers - or both.
Old Vauxhall Corsas - why did GM never do a recall on these, and why FFS don’t the people who drive them notice that the bloody front wheel arch trim is hanging off and trying to make itself at a 90 degree angle to the side of the car? Downright bloody dangerous if you ask me, like something out of Mad Max, lol
And Waberers terwatts “cleverly” using 2 trucks to occupy 3 spaces, just so they can get a satellite signal. First truck parks in a bay, next parks in the middle of the next two bays and so on and soforth. And if you ever park next to one, does he/she actually set an alarm so they wake up every hour to run the bloody engine for 10 minutes?
And EE’s that hang around in services, usually congregating close enough to make sure I can’t get any peace while they share their amusing stories about which lay-bys they have ■■■’d in today. The bit that winds me up is that they all wear shorts (must be hot) but with hoodies with the hoods up (must be cold) FFS
Lenham Storage (can you tell I’ve had a bad day?)
SatNavs : the root of all evil .
Someone telling the boss my real mobile number. What ever it is im not interested.
The EU . responsible for any leftover evil that SatNavs didnt cause .
29’ mtb wheels . do me a favour !
And the fact that Morrisons fruit scones havent been priced on self service tills for over 2 years
I can’t understand the cars that sit behind you in lane 2 when lane 3 is free. Once you pull back in into lane 1 they floor it back up to 85mph and stay in lane 2 when lane 1 is free!
