“You can moan about it until the cows come home it won’t make any difference!!!”
What Cows?!! I didn’t live on a farm
To quote the great Douglas Adams (R.I.P.)
Arthur Dent: I wish I’d listened to what my mother said to me when I was younger.
Ford Prefect: Why? What did she say?
Arthur Dent: I don’t know! I wasn’t listening!
'ay is what 'osses eat. 
Brgds
Speedy
’ I’ve told you ten million times to stop exagerating!!!’
GEE
The one I Remember is
Don’t do that !- your not at school now!
funny thing was, at school they would say
Don’t do that!- your not at home now! ha ha
such is life.
the thing i used to remember was – do you want a slap;( oh yes please not had one today ):lol: or just you wait till your dad gets home.
or i’ll wipe that smile right of your face ( i always wanted to know how mum would manage that) or you’ll be laughing on the other side of your face in a moment 
Be careful with that, you will have somebodies eye out!
There were 5 of us kids in a small council house.
When all of the seats in the sitting room were occupied, we would say…
“There’s nowhere to sit.”
Mother always used to say…
“Shove yer’ thumb up yer’ arse and sit on yer’ elbow!” 
Wiretwister:
jj72:
oh no it’s not - when was the last time you saw a rabbit wearing spectacles?!Bugs Bunny, in disguise, last week-end. Or was it watership down?
If rabbits eyes are so perfect, how come they get squished
THREAD REVIVAL ALERT
Don,t sit on that cold wall you,ll get piles. Well they were right about summat 
As soon as your 18 THEN you can do as you please
and then
Just cos you,re 18 don,t think you can do as you please…followed by…while you are under my roof.
If you dry your feet in front of fire you,ll get chillblains…What the hell are chillblains??
Don,t play with him he is too rough, Thing is HIS Mam said the same about ME
You need “taken through hands” boy…What the hell is that?
“I’ll teach you to throw stones” - Wish you would, cos I ain’t hit anything yet…
If I didn`t eat all of my meal my dad would say, eat it up, put skin on your
back like velvet.
You’ll go blind, no i wont, well, not yet anyway