No mention of making the tea so might be worth a punt…
P’raps its for a secretary to the HGV Class 1 Tramper Driver? On second thoughts no. The money is far too low for a school leaver with a pen!
Can’t afford a new printer cartridge… It’s a YTS job aimed at someone living across the street I reckon. 
“Due to an increased work load, we’re going to go bust, because we are too skinflint to actually stick wages up where they should be after ten years of standing still…”
That job description is for a PA to the manager, therefore they’ve no chance of getting a decent one at that pay rate.