copy/pasted from our local paper…
I have removed the names to spare any more embarassment to those concerned.
SEMI NAKED ■■■■■■■■ WOMAN CARRIED OUT ■■■ ACT WHILE DRIVING ON MOTORWAY
A stressed out ■■■■■■■■ mum has admitted performing a ■■■ act on herself as she drove her car along the M6 motorway near Carlisle.
xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxx, 43, who was arrested after a shocked lorry driver alerted police, today entered guilty pleas to driving dangerously on the motorway between Carlisle and Shap and outraging public decency.
At Penrith magistrates court, prosecutor Huw Edwards described how trucker xxxxxxxx, xxxxxxxx was driving south along the M6 on the afternoon of May 26 when he glanced sideways and saw xxxxxxxxxx in her car.
She was naked below the waist and ■■■■■■■■■■■■, said Mr Edwards.
The defendant, who had been shopping in Carlisle, disputed a prosecution claim that she deliberately slowed down as her car crawled slowly past Mr Kitchen’s lorry.
He rang the police and xxxxxxxxxxx,from Appleby, was pulled over by an officer a short time later.
“Mrs xxxxxxxx was pulled over by PC Simon Tunstall further down the motorway and questioned at the roadside. She admitted fully the offences of dangerous driving and outraging public decency, though not in those words exactly.”
Judith Birbeck, for xxxxxxxxx, said the defendant had been under stress after receiving two phone calls which had disturbed her.
One was from her daughter, who has health problems, and had announced that she was pregnant again seven months after giving birth; and the other was from her soldier son, who told her he was being deployed to Afghanistan.
Mrs Birbeck added: “In what can only be described as a moment of madness, she decided to ■■■■■■■■■■ to make herself feel better. It hardly needs to be said that it didn’t in the end make her feel better.”
Magistrates said they will sentence xxxxxxxx on October 8 after background reports have been prepared.
