OMG, I’m in some serious trouble then, my first had stabilisers… 
If he had a tandem, I guess that`d count as a ■■■■■■■■■?
Although funny, I also found this a bit disturbing - the poor sod is done for simulating ■■■ with a bike, in the privacy of his own locked bedroom, because the cleaners overrode the lock and were shocked at what they saw. Is nowhere sacred anymore?
Gary
The story is seven years old which makes me think you didn’t come across it, you where searching google for “bike ■■■” yourself ya dirty sod
That bike looks pretty hot to me ,I bet it was gagging for it.
Bike ■■■ new one to me, but I do remember once being told by a young lady that ■■■ was out because she was on her menstrual cycle.
Bernard