…In a Sauna, they hear a bleeping sound.
The American pressed his arm & the bleep stopped. Sorry that was my pager, I have a microchip in my arm.
A phone rings, Japanese man puts his palm 2 his ear. Sorry that was my mobile, I have a micro chip in my hand.
Irishman not wanting 2 be outdone, went 2 the toilet, came back with toilet paper hanging from his arse. The others stared at him.
Ah b’jesus, will u look at that, I’m getting a fax!
