the day will come when we lose our independance, and we become part of the european superstate.
i wonder what the official language will be? German, English, or Welsh.
i bet it’s German. can president blair speak ■■■■?
limeyphil:
the day will come when we lose our independance, and we become part of the european superstate.i wonder what the official language will be? German, English, or Welsh.
i bet it’s German. can president blair speak ■■■■?
That day came and went in Arnhem, Holland, May 1954
Not sure if Blair can speak German,if not,he can always have lessons from the Saxe-Coburg-Gothas,who reside at Buckingham Palace,just a thought.
limeyphil:
the day will come when we lose our independance, and we become part of the european superstate.i wonder what the official language will be? German, English, or Welsh.
i bet it’s German. can president blair speak ■■■■?
Well I doubt it will be Esperanto given how few people use it, though to be honest I’d kind of like to see a common language taken on board nationally as a second language by all EU countries, but there’s really no incentive to learn Esperanto at the moment when it doesn’t seem to be being pushed by anyone anywhere.
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.
In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20 percent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the fourth yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”. During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.
Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru und ve vill rule ze vorld!
Harry Monk:
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.
In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20 percent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the fourth yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”. During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.
Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru und ve vill rule ze vorld!
PMSL
Harry Monk:
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.
In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20 percent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the fourth yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”. During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.
Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru und ve vill rule ze vorld
Vot iz rong wit das mr kleverklogz Karryfast, u sed u iz a wukin murd fuddler urself. 
Arry iz a ero 
Alzu Ben9 wat u say? Mr.Karryfast and me nut reed das krappy fing wut u spik.We iz spikking Uru spik lik Arry. 
Yes it is funny but Harry really ought not to take the credit as this has been around since the last century.
Santa:
Yes it is funny but Harry really ought not to take the credit as this has been around since the last century.
And more - think I first saw it in about 1997. But still bloody funny
Santa:
Yes it is funny but Harry really ought not to take the credit .
Neither would I try