Phone rings, woman answers.
The pervert, with heavy breathing, says, “Have you got a tight
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Woman replies, “Yes, he’s watching telly - who shall I say is calling?”
Pervert gets a job as Santa in a grotto. A little girl sits on his lap and says “Can I have some curly hair on my fanny please, Santa?”
Pervert pauses and replies “Is a white beard any good?”