stobarttrucker:
it’s not a proper fry up without a sausage
If you saw the pigs’ lips, ears and penises that go into the average cafe sausage you would never eat one again. 
I remember when the Muslims took over the caff at Immingham, ( they done well… made a bomb …sorry couldn’t resist 
) they started serving turkey bacon 
tasted just like it sounds 
(bet the bomb gag gets removed by the mods 
)
Harry Monk:
stobarttrucker:
it’s not a proper fry up without a sausageIf you saw the pigs’ lips, ears and penises that go into the average cafe sausage you would never eat one again.
thats another reason i dont eat cheap sausages…
switchlogic:
Harry Monk:
switchlogic:
Harry Monk:
Chips have their place in a breakfastNo they don’t. Might as well have a jacket potato for breakfast and a bacon roll for tea. This is how anarchy starts, declining standards
Don’t worry, you weren’t invited.
Its ok I wouldn’t darken the door of a house that thought chips were acceptable on a breakfast. Have you been on Jeremy Kyle yet…
lol
defo no chips
personally no black pudding
and strictly i dont think hash browns shouldbe on there
No chips and no hash browns,used to get a good fry up in the cafe in abacs yard dock road bootle 
egg,bacon,beans,sausage,fried bread,3 pieces of bread (sometimes 4 to lop up the beans) and a pot of tea.
anything else is just for show.
ps. must be on a warm plate,nothing worse than ya brekky going cold while you’re eating it.
pps. HP brown sauce.
If anyone thinks that potato is not a suitable breakfast food then I would definitely recommend they don’t visit Switzerland. 
Sorry harry ,it has to be sos, bacon,black pud beans toms eggs fried bread tea toast,end of.
Harry Monk:
If anyone thinks that potato is not a suitable breakfast food then I would definitely recommend they don’t visit Switzerland.
Ah, but this is about a proper English fry-up.
Foreign efforts don’t count as proper English fry-ups.
The diner at Colsterworth used to do a really good, freshly cooked fry-up breakfast. I hope they still do.
Bacon,
Sausage (link and/or lorne),
Fried slice,
Eggs fried with a soft yolk,
Beans,
Tomatoes (Italian plum),
Mushrooms,
Toast, buttered,
bread and butter for mopping up.
Coffee…
I’m not keen on black pudding personally,
Haggis is a perfectly acceptable substitute.
Definitely NO chips or hash browns.
OK, so whats the difference between a “full english” and a “full welsh” as i’ve seen the full welsh advertised on chalk boards near Cardiff.
Ched:
OK, so whats the difference between a “full english” and a “full welsh” as i’ve seen the full welsh advertised on chalk boards near Cardiff.
Probably not much, but it’ll probably include lava bread and lamb chops
Ched:
OK, so whats the difference between a “full english” and a “full welsh” as i’ve seen the full welsh advertised on chalk boards near Cardiff.
Think they’re probably massage parlours, you wouldn’t want to eat anything in there mate.
Ched:
OK, so whats the difference between a “full english” and a “full welsh” as i’ve seen the full welsh advertised on chalk boards near Cardiff.
It’s exactly the same except that the ingredients are supposedly sourced from Wales, rather than England. Sometimes, as a token gesture there might be a piece of laverbread on the top right hand side of the plate, but it’s essentially an English breakfast sold in Wales.
It’s all down to their hatred of anything English and if they felt the same way about the Chinese, then every Chinese take-away in Wales would be called “Yakki dars” or “Up by yurr, see” and would sell Chinese food, except it would be listed on the menu as Welsh Chow Mein, Abergavenny Fried Rice and Merthyr Tydfil curry.
Ched:
OK, so whats the difference between a “full english” and a “full welsh” as i’ve seen the full welsh advertised on chalk boards near Cardiff.
Probably nothing, a full Scottish breakfast is pretty much the same but with options of haggis, lorne sausage and potato scone, then an Ulster fry is pretty much the same as well. Its just the English like to commandeer things.
switchlogic:
Trev_H:
Nothing worse than cheap eggs, well, maybe genocide or fainting, so the best bet is to buy the freshest eggs possible. If you keep your own chickens you’d find properly fresh eggs an absolute revelation. Almost unrecognisable from nasty cheap ones
Chickens make a hell of a mess in the trailer - better off with tosco’s free range eggs! Even better off with duck eggs anyway!
4 slices bacon - show it a hot pan - any more and it’s over cooked
4 sausage - Quality over quantity - 4 good ones better than 8 cheap ones
Mushrooms
Tomatoes
Beans
Black Pudding
White Pudding
Fried egg (see above)
Poached egg
Scrambled egg
Toast
Fried Bread
Hash Browns
Sliced fried potatoes (never chips - they are for meals - this is breakfast)
Bread and Butter
Never ending pot of coffee (tea is for builders!!!)
I don’t eat breakfast but if I did the above sounds inviting!!!
This is my kind of breakfast, especially since joining Slimming World
Nothing I am not allowed on this plate and I can have the same for tea if I want with chips.
So far I have lost over a stone and half
Simon, I stopped going in Colsterworth when I struggled to sit behind the tables I don’t know how the staff managed.
Sausages bacon mushrooms fresh tomatoes fried or grilled never tinned black pudding white pudding fried slice two slices sliced white bread and butter.
God how I miss a decent breakfast these Johnny’s in the new world have no idea streaky bacon pancakes and maple syrup grits biscuits and gravy it’s a disgrace.
Why does a full breakfast always without fail taste a ■■■■ sight better than it looks.
For me it is
Sausage x2
Bacon x2
Fried egg x2
Hash Brown x2
Black pudding
Mushrooms
Beans
Tomatoes.tinned of course.
B+B x3
Coffee
God when you see it written down makes you realise why I have more clothes in my wardrobe that don`t fit than do.
switchlogic:
greggy:
I am with Luke on this, quality over a pile of crap.Glad someone agrees!
commonrail:
other than it being too big…i don`t see a problemIt looks like a horrible cheap indigestion inducing pile of slop!
Gotta agree with Luke, you just know however much of that you eat,it will taste of nothing but repeat on you all day.
Cheap ingredients = crap breakfast, and they look like the cheapest cash and carry ingredients going.