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UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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Did my last cpc session today, and I can honestly say that I’ve learnt nothing about the industry that I didn’t already know. It’s done nothing to shatter my illusion that it’s a total cash cow. Glad I haven’t paid a single penny of my own money towards it. Rant over, as you were

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OVLOV JAY:
Did my last cpc session today, and I can honestly say that I’ve learnt nothing about the industry that I didn’t already know. It’s done nothing to shatter my illusion that it’s a total cash cow. Glad I haven’t paid a single penny of my own money towards it. Rant over, as you were

Yes, it is a total waste of time, it’s just there to provide an income for those working in the “educonomy”, a bit like people being paid to teach Downs Syndrome children how to make cornflake cakes.

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I could think of better ways of putting it :frowning: harry

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seth 70:
I could think of better ways of putting it :frowning: harry

Yes, sorry, “subtlety” isn’t my best strength.

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Harry Monk:

seth 70:
I could think of better ways of putting it :frowning: harry

Yes, sorry, “subtlety” isn’t my best strength.

you are like me m8 ,u should think before speak ,it gets me in more bother ,but u are what u are :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

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“Educonomy” I like it :laughing:

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I learnt a lot Harry.
I found out the round thing you turn makes the the lorry go left and right.
Those sticky outy things make the lights flash.
The button to press makes a beep beep noise.
Not sure what the pedals are for on the floor,looks like the ones that piano players use,but no piano in the cab.
I will ask the tutor about that.
I tried in vain to put an analogue chart in a digital tacho but it is not having it,the slot is too small.
What am i doing wrong,why wont it fit?
When i drive to Europe,how do i drive the truck while sat in the passenger seat to be on their side of the road.?
How do i reach the controls from there,rope or string,breeze blocks on the accelerator?

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toby1234abc:
I learnt a lot Harry…

What about making cornflake cakes?

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Gosh,i sound like Frank Bruno,you know what i mean Harry.! :smiley:

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As kids we used to mess around a centre for down syndrome people. One day we were messing in the large metal bins they had and found a load of condoms, we never messed in the bins again. :open_mouth: :open_mouth:
I’ve always prefered Rice crispie chocolate cakes to cornflake ones.

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I used to make those things in a bakery .The recipe was corn flakes 20 lbs.
melted chocolate12 lbs
and sultanas 5lbs. I havent wanted to eat one for a long time.

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i learnt how to make coffee and eat biscuits while watching the totty going by outside… for 35 hrs…
a bargain at £350