The Harry Gill Fan Club!

windrush:
I am with you I’m afraid Harry! :blush: My missus keeps on about getting an MP4 player and I can’t even understand her MP3 version! Very frustrating when I could rebuild a Gardner, Roller etc and something about three inches long with no moving parts gets the better of me, so all this talk of Dingles (aint they in Emmerdale? :confused: ) Dongles and Dangles etc completley washes over me. Same with this compooter, it doesn’t realise how close it has been to getting chucked through the window! :open_mouth:

Pete.

hiya,
Thanks for that Pete at least I’m not alone but you do have the edge on me
what’s an MP3 ? I have many can’t do’s in my repertoire, I can’t text I don’t
understand voice mail, posting pics on here is a no no and if I get a glitch
on the computer I don’t have a clue how to put it right and my kids and my
grandkids are sick to the back teeth of sorting the thing for me, I really do
belong in the steam age.
thanks harry, long retired.

i’m i your club harry , i can only remember enough to keep logging on here and opening emails . my son and son in law are both computor literate , so if you have 2 dogs why learn to bark ? cheers , dave

I am lucky in having a neighbour who is a computer techy, otherwise I would be sitting looking at a blank screen! :slight_smile: Just all passes me by I’m afraid, I also cannot text but I can post photos so that is one up on Harry, yeah! :laughing:

I sat in a neighbours lads MAN unit a month or two back and the only familiar thing in there was a steering wheel and pedals! :wink: I somehow think that the world has developed at a faster rate than my brain… :blush:

Pete.

Dave the Renegade:
When our broadband was very slow here, we thought about a dongle to pull the signal in, but not enough signal for one to work here. Only does the same job as a router,pulls a signal in like a mobile phone, instead of coming through your phone line.
But you so called none technical blokes knew that. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

Yeah, right Dave, I knew that… :unamused: :confused:

Pete.

Harry I think you don’t belong to the steam age, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: more like the stoneage! :wink: :wink: :wink: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: but we love you.

Norman Ingram:
Harry I have told you before, it plugs in the side of your laptop and has a card in it like the phones, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: you have not got Alf & simon problem, :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: or are your marbles losing their shape . :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: Beautiful sunshine again, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: been in the park feeding the squirrels, they come and take the nuts out of my hand. Can see the sea from our room, it’s several shades of blue and it is very calm and the sun makes it glissen. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Them squirrels, :open_mouth: evil little buggas with bloody sharp teeth. Rats with bushy tails. :open_mouth:

harry_gill:

animal:

Norman Ingram:
Harry I have told you before, it plugs in the side of your laptop and has a card in it like the phones, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: you have not got Alf & simon problem, :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: or are your marbles losing their shape . :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: Beautiful sunshine again, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: been in the park feeding the squirrels, they come and take the nuts out of my hand. Can see the sea from our room, it’s several shades of blue and it is very calm and the sun makes it glissen. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Mine dosent [lug in as it is wifi just top up when need to buy device from shop with sim card turn on then turn on putter wait till it finds device link up ( bit like wireless home net ) go

hiya,
I wish you “boffins” would stop trying to baffle me with science you
should know by now you can’t store nowt where there is nowt.
thanks harry, long retired.

Me too matey…dingle dongles or whatever. A granddaughter was trying to explain about them to me last Sunday…WHILE I WAS SUPPING ALE :imp:
Silly child. :wink:
Same granddaughter GAVE me her old touch screen mobile phone devise (new upgrarded model out don’t y’know so she MUST be up with all her mates),
I’ve no idea how to drive it, it’s in the drawer and I’m back to my cheapo (£7.50 Carophone warehouse) samsung basic mobile phone.
It’s all wizardry and witchcraft to me. :frowning:

grumpy old man:

Norman Ingram:
Harry I have told you before, it plugs in the side of your laptop and has a card in it like the phones, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: you have not got Alf & simon problem, :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: or are your marbles losing their shape . :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: Beautiful sunshine again, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: been in the park feeding the squirrels, they come and take the nuts out of my hand. Can see the sea from our room, it’s several shades of blue and it is very calm and the sun makes it glissen. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Them squirrels, :open_mouth: evil little buggas with bloody sharp teeth. Rats with bushy tails. :open_mouth:

You want to watch those squirrels Norm, they got a liking for any type of nuts. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave Brian’s got those little grey t"""s weighed up bad little buggers and
as he says bushy tailed tree rats, where’s me gun shoot the lot and stop
feeding the disease ridden little parasites, at least we still have the reds
up this way.
thanks harry, long retired.

harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave Brian’s got those little grey t"""s weighed up bad little buggers and
as he says bushy tailed tree rats, where’s me gun shoot the lot and stop
feeding the disease ridden little parasites, at least we still have the reds
up this way.
thanks harry, long retired.

Have disposed of a few of them years ago Harry. The butchers shop at Leintwardine were selling squirrel at one time.
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave Brian’s got those little grey t"""s weighed up bad little buggers and
as he says bushy tailed tree rats, where’s me gun shoot the lot and stop
feeding the disease ridden little parasites, at least we still have the reds
up this way.
thanks harry, long retired.

Have disposed of a few of them years ago Harry. The butchers shop at Leintwardine were selling squirrel at one time.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
And here’s one customer they wouldn’t get.
thanks harry, long retired.

Squirrels are back in season down at my local butchers’, AH Griffiths of Leintwardine and the following is a tasty recipe for an open squirrel pie in savoury pastry.

Take TWO SQUIRRELS which have been skinned, gutted and cleaned in fresh water. Pop into an oven-proof pot and throw in a small, quartered onion (with skin), a carrot cut into chunks, a bay leaf, some fresh sage, half a dozen peppercorns and a tad of salt. Cover with fresh, cold water put on lid, bring to boil on hot-plate, simmer for a couple of minutes, skim off any scum and simmer gently for about an hour and half either on a hot-plate or in the oven.

Meanwhile make the PASTRY: You will need a 6"/7", deep, loose-bottomed cake tin
8 0z Bacheldre Mill wholemeal flour
4 oz Netherend farmhouse butter
1 large garlic clove crushed
1 tsp chopped fresh thyme
1 tbs tomato paste, thick tomato sauce or a skinned, de-seeded minced tomato
water + S&P

Sift the flour into a large-ish mixing bowl, tipping in the “wholemeal bits” at the end.
Melt the butter, garlic, thyme, tomato, black pepper from a mill + pinch of salt in a small saucepan. When liquified, pour over the flour and stir/mix well until it turns ‘doughy’. Whilst it’s still hot push it with your fingers into the base of the tin and up the sides. Pushing and moulding with your fingers. Try and get it as far up the sides as possible whilst ensuring that the pastry evenly covers the base. Chill it in the fridge until required…

THE FILLING

When the squirrels have finished poaching and are cool enough to handle, cut/pick all the flesh from the carcasses and put it in the bowl in which you made the pastry…(retain the poaching liquid for stock)

Have the oven heated to 400f/200c/g6 and bake the pastry case for 20 mins or so until golden, remove…turn down oven low to 325f/170c/g3

THE FILLING…
2 tbs Shropshire Oils ■■■■-seed oil
1 onion, chopped
1 fat garlic clove, crushed
1/2 lb Lower Buckton Berkshire pork mince
1/2 lb steamed vegetables, cut into small dice: eg carrot, celery, celeriac, parsnip
flesh picked from the squirrels

In a frying pan heat the oil and soften the onion then add the garlic and pork mince, cook/fry to brown the meat then stir in the cooked vegetables, season with a little salt and pepper. Put the whole lot into the bowl with squirrel flesh and mix up.

TOPPING
Warm 1/2 pint whole milk in the saucepan you used for melting the butter.
Into a bowl, break 2 eggs plus on egg yolk and break-up with a fork. Pour the warmed milk onto the eggs and whisk well with a fork, add a little S&P.

Now fill the pastry case with the squirrel/pork mixture then trickle over the milk/eggs mix and place on a baking sheet. Put in oven for half an hour or so… remove and sprinkle with a cheese/breadcrumb topping made from 4 oz Little Hereford cheese & 2 oz breadcrumbs from a good quality loaf.
Replace in oven for another 15 minutes or so until golden brown on top.

Allow to cool a little before un-clipping the tin and removing the pie. Good hot/warm/cold!

hiya,
Well Dave I’ve read / studied your recipe should work with rabbit as well
and you’d only need one, don’t get many rabbits in the butchers shops in
our town but you can order them, I am rather partial braised rabbit.
thanks harry, long retired.

There used to lots fruit & veg shops this way that were licensed to sell game, always had rabbits and pheasants etc hung on hooks outside. Haven’t seen any lately,although the butchers in Leintwardine does have them inside the shop ready dressed.
Cheers Dave.

harry_gill:
hiya,
Well Dave I’ve read / studied your recipe should work with rabbit as well
and you’d only need one, don’t get many rabbits in the butchers shops in
our town but you can order them, I am rather partial braised rabbit.
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry I do hope you marinated it for 24 hrs in pure amber nectar, Of course this can cause gout, But I don’t suppose that would bother us would it, The antidote is simple drink more single malts Eh, Regards Larry.

Lawrence Dunbar:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Well Dave I’ve read / studied your recipe should work with rabbit as well
and you’d only need one, don’t get many rabbits in the butchers shops in
our town but you can order them, I am rather partial braised rabbit.
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry I do hope you marinated it for 24 hrs in pure amber nectar, Of course this can cause gout, But I don’t suppose that would bother us would it, The antidote is simple drink more single malts Eh, Regards Larry.

hiya,
Gout is one of the few things I currently can’t complain about but most
other ailments I have succumbed too, only a little while back a lady said
she would take me home and give me something I’ve never had, I gave
her offer a good coat of looking at then I remarked you don’t have the
disease Leprosy do you. Being a gentleman I declined her offer.
thanks harry, long retired.

harry_gill:
hiya,
Well Dave I’ve read / studied your recipe should work with rabbit as well
and you’d only need one, don’t get many rabbits in the butchers shops in
our town but you can order them, I am rather partial braised rabbit.
thanks harry, long retired.

Aaaah…gourmet eating, Can’t beat a nice bit of braised rabbit. :laughing:

grumpy old man:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Well Dave I’ve read / studied your recipe should work with rabbit as well
and you’d only need one, don’t get many rabbits in the butchers shops in
our town but you can order them, I am rather partial braised rabbit.
thanks harry, long retired.

Aaaah…gourmet eating, Can’t beat a nice bit of braised rabbit. :laughing:

hiya,
Correct “Grumps”, and washed with a drop of very nice single malt whisky.
thanks harry, long retired.

harry_gill:

grumpy old man:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Well Dave I’ve read / studied your recipe should work with rabbit as well
and you’d only need one, don’t get many rabbits in the butchers shops in
our town but you can order them, I am rather partial braised rabbit.
thanks harry, long retired.

Aaaah…gourmet eating, Can’t beat a nice bit of braised rabbit. :laughing:

hiya,
Correct “Grumps”, and washed with a drop of very nice single malt whisky.
thanks harry, long retired.

Followed by a frolic with Holly,and then a kip. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

grumpy old man:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Well Dave I’ve read / studied your recipe should work with rabbit as well
and you’d only need one, don’t get many rabbits in the butchers shops in
our town but you can order them, I am rather partial braised rabbit.
thanks harry, long retired.

Aaaah…gourmet eating, Can’t beat a nice bit of braised rabbit. :laughing:

hiya,
Correct “Grumps”, and washed with a drop of very nice single malt whisky.
thanks harry, long retired.

Followed by a frolic with Holly,and then a kip. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Er’ several frolics before the kip. :smiley: :smiley:
thanks harry, long retired.